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A couple of alternative name change suggestions for Cingular
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Posted by: Infornography

We went from AT&T --> Cingular in the public's eyes.
Now, we're about to do the opposite, Cingular ----> AT&T, again in the public's eyes of course.

There's a better alternative. A smarter alternative. One that has many advantages:

Chuck Norris Wireless.

1. All customers would be forced to register they're phones as deadly weapons. So all lost and stolen phones can be verified by the police. And lying about why you're phone isn't working can also lead to legal reprucssions.

2. We wouldn't drop calls, we'd drop people.

3. Unlike the Big Red V, our spokesperson was a cowboy who fought with Bruce Lee and has pictures of himself with a couple of assault rifles.

4. Minutes would Rollover because Chuck Norris wills it.

5. Customer Care would be renamed to "Chuck Norris Forgives only Twice." and Retentions would be renamed to "You have 2 seconds to live."

6. Chuck Norris doesn't use OPUS, he simple stares at the computer and the phones are activated.

etc.

Chuck Norris For Teh Win!

Posted by: IseeOrangepeopl

I love it! But you forgot

7. If you don't pass the Chuck Norris IQ test, you don't get a phone. Period.

8. Those that demand a free phone will have the burning "eyes of a ranger upon them"

Posted by: DonaldMick

If they equip the phones at CS with a "Roundhouse Kick Customer" button, I'm all for it.

Posted by: shorty28

lmao. imagine this: the LG Delta Force. the Motorola Firewalker, and the Nokia Missing in Action phone models.

Posted by: pauldg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infornography

5. Customer Care would be renamed to "Chuck Norris Forgives only Twice." and Retentions would be renamed to "You have 2 seconds to live."

or maybe we could be like prince "the wireless carrier formerly known as At&t"