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Weird picture encounters
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Posted by: shorty28

post your weirdest, most disturbing, encounters with customers camera phone pics.

i've seen a guy that weighs over 400 lbs, show me nude pics of his girlfriends. he didn't tell me that he was in the pic himself - NUDE!!!

I also love those hot chicks that comes into the store with pornographic images that they downloaded. i like to start the convo by laughing at the pics and then asking if i can bluetooth them over to my phone. I almost always get the phone number.

Posted by: elushon

I've had two customers within a couple weeks of each other that have taken pictures of themselves in compromising positions.

About 4 months ago I had some extremely hot girl tell me to bluetooth her pictures to her new phone. I started doing so and noticed some of them were her naked. So I asked if she'd prefer if I just show her how to do it, which she said no to. So that was nice.

Posted by: shorty28

Bluetooth is definitely God-sent. I love going through phones that are returned just so i can see the pics and get ringtones.

Posted by: anubis9278

^^^ perverts!!! all you...j/k

Posted by: MiKESTERR

LOL! You guys rock.

Posted by: pauldg

i have a good one... this middle age guy comes in to add a new line to his acct. i offer to program our store # into his phone in case he has any q's. as i flip open his V551,i notice a pic of a nude lady as his wallpaper. at first i'm taken aback, but then teh customer says "you like that?...that's my wife." then he asks if i want him to BT the pics to my phone. this guy ends up telling me his life story...his wife is 20yrs younger than him, and cheated on him with one of her coworkers.

Posted by: Ralph714

I havent taken the time to look threw personal pics but the T-Mobile guys down the hall keep a collection of nudies. I swear girls are perverts with camera phones. I never thought girls would even think of doing stuff like that. Every day I go over there. They have new pics. Some chicks are hot and some are just plain nasty. I never look threw return phones. I just master clear and/or master reset the phones. DOA them. Ship them out !!

Posted by: ivwshane

I've seen some pretty crazy stuff!

It usually brightens my day

Posted by: impyman

Come on Shorty, we know your not gettin those numbers.............
hey pimp, if your bragging about it chances are it didnt happen.

I have the unsurpassed story of disturbing photos, only mine was a video!!
A guy from India came in activating a w810i as a go phone. (only cause he needed it till he went back.) I iinitiated the conversation with questions about his phone. I didnt see one yet at the time. He told me he downloaded some videos of the net. Then he said they were "blow films". I had no idea what that was, so he showed me.

It was a full fledged porn, volume and everything.......right there at the counter.

He replied "blow films" you know "XXX" films. I guess in India they are a little more open.
Needless to say i was "blown" away.

Posted by: VMV702

I have a customer who is a member of a big time "male review" out here....He came in one day with his original Razr and his XBM and asked if I could transfer the pics over. Well we were real slow so I agreed. Needless to say, this guy gets laid more than ANYONE I've ever seen (judging by his pics atleast) lol....Best part is when he came back to pick it up, he tipped me $20 for the work ;-)

Posted by: hury up n wait

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Originally Posted by Ralph714

I havent taken the time to look threw personal pics but the T-Mobile guys down the hall keep a collection of nudies. I swear girls are perverts with camera phones. I never thought girls would even think of doing stuff like that. Every day I go over there. They have new pics. Some chicks are hot and some are just plain nasty. I never look threw return phones. I just master clear and/or master reset the phones. DOA them. Ship them out !!

YOU NEVER LOOK AT RETURNED PHONES!!

FTW You're missing out man, I've seen so much T&A on return phones. That's the first thing I do.
LONG LIVE BT!!!!

Posted by: VMV702

oh here's another one I forgot about....

One time this CUUUUUUUUTE little chick came into the store....she was like MAYBE 5 feet tall and looked innocent as all hell....anyway I had to do some # transfers for her and went in to the back. Of course I was curious so browsed the pics. And there it was....a pic of her DEEP THROATING what looked to be nothing less than a pepsi can lol...No need to get more specific....

With my face red as a beet I went back out with her numbers transferred....she smiled and left

Posted by: cnutt

This one is great.

I did an upgrade for another rep about 5 months ago. The customer was getting an 8125. I remember like it was yesterday because we were out of stock and got a fresh shipment in about an hour before he showed up. Activation was routine and everything was great.

About three days later he comes back into the store and talks to one of the other reps. The conversation goes something like this.

Customer: "I think someone had my phone before me."

Rep: "Sir, I don't believe that is possible. This phone was sold brand new. We do not sell used or refurbished phones in retail locations."

Customer: "Then how did this get on here?"

He then proceeds to show the rep a POV video of a guy (of the same race and about same physical build, but no face of course cause its POV) just RAVAGING this girl.

He claimed it wasn't him, but I swear I saw a slight smirk on his face. He might of been getting his jollies.

We swapped out the phone and he pranced his way out of the store.

Needless to say, we all had a good laugh.

Posted by: timinstl

This thread is hilarious but I've seen some of the raunchiest stuff on teenage girl's phones. The should be glad their not my daughter. I'd lock them in a closet until they turned 30!

Posted by: kirbo20

I had a customer with two big bags of weed and a big smile on his face.

Posted by: shorty28

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Originally Posted by kirbo20

I had a customer with two big bags of weed and a big smile on his face.

we get that alot in our market. one of the bellsouth reps showed me a video of his pet snake devouring a mouse. i kinda felt sorry for the poor little guy.

Posted by: Metro62

come on guys where are all the

this thread sucks without the pics

Posted by: xj911

I think we should start a thread elswhere and post the pics.

Posted by: Rcadden

The Far Side!!!

Posted by: xj911

2 things...
1. you can post dirty pics on the far side?
2. I'm not a member!

Posted by: Rcadden

1. I think so
2. you should be, i'ts only $4/month and you get all kinds of cool stuff.

Posted by: xj911

well it might be worth it if this thread gets started LOL!

Posted by: shorty28

what's the farside?

Posted by: xj911

forum that only paying members have access to.

Someone let me know if a thread with pics gets started in the Farside Forum.

Posted by: anubis9278

great howardforums just became the new mobilea$$es.com

thats a real website btw...so I heard

Posted by: Jayden0606

My story is pretty corny but, I have had probably over 15-20 within the past year offer to send me some nudies. Since I work in BEUC, as a Team Manager, I declined those offers. One girl sent me a pic of her and I was rethinking. She was drop dead gorgeous hot and her voice sounded like a phone sex operator.

Posted by: oneaznriceboi

I had a gangsta kid return a pantech and of course me and my co-workers were bored and decided to go through th pics. There were atleast 10 pictures of samples of weed taken, we got a good laugh out of it.

Posted by: xj911

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Originally Posted by Jayden0606

My story is pretty corny but, I have had probably over 15-20 within the past year offer to send me some nudies. Since I work in BEUC, as a Team Manager, I declined those offers. One girl sent me a pic of her and I was rethinking. She was drop dead gorgeous hot and her voice sounded like a phone sex operator.

declined? LOL what's wrong with you?

Posted by: Metro62

he past it up

Posted by: NAK#57

doesnt anyone have some half way decent or just weird pics they can post

Posted by: anubis9278

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Originally Posted by NAK#57

doesnt anyone have some half way decent or just weird pics they can post

^ perv

j/k

Posted by: Metro62

you know you would look at the pics too. you would probably see them before me

j/k

Posted by: Jayden0606

Quote:

Originally Posted by xj911

declined? LOL what's wrong with you?

I love my position more than a pic I can make a reality.

Posted by: neb1211

Quote:

Originally Posted by xj911

2 things...
1. you can post dirty pics on the far side?
2. I'm not a member!

Unfortunately I don't think you can post dirty pics in the far side but there has to be another site somewhere that wouldn't mind a thread like that

Posted by: elushon

Yeah I had a minimum 60 year old guy come in with an XBM'd razr...Asked me if I could BT his pics to his new one. Said sure, thinkin oh this is probably him with pictures of the grand kids, and may just warm the cockles of my heart...

Nope.

Him bangin his old lady.

And I do mean his old lady.

Posted by: anubis9278

Quote:

Originally Posted by elushon

Him bangin his old lady.

And I do mean his old lady.

Posted by: holaDude

Quote:

Originally Posted by elushon

Yeah I had a minimum 60 year old guy come in with an XBM'd razr...Asked me if I could BT his pics to his new one. Said sure, thinkin oh this is probably him with pictures of the grand kids, and may just warm the cockles of my heart...

Nope.

Him bangin his old lady.

And I do mean his old lady.

At least he didn't use the video feature.

Posted by: hury up n wait

I had this REALLY nerdy looking guy come in w/ xbm v3 swapped sim card blah blah and he left. Again, b/c it;s the first thing I do, I looked thru the pics. OMFG!! I can only assume this chick was his gf/wife b/c there were multiple pics of her, she was drop amazing. I mean she was close to divorce worthy j/k. Anyway he comes back in about two days later looking REALLY nervous, asking if we still had the phone, we did since we box them up at once for the entire week and send back at the post office's request btw, he real quite and asked if we had lookd at it. We said no we had no reason to do so, and asked why. Then we hand him the phone and he proceeds to show us all the pics!!! I still can't believe a guy that nerdy can pull a girl like that.
Should be an inspiration to nerds everywhere.

P.S.
As far as the pics go why not post them on the Kodak site and we select who gets the PW.