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Inmate's suit claims O.J. Simpson is "hitman" for Steve Jobs
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Posted by: Croatian

A South Carolina inmate notorious for filing frivolous and fanciful lawsuits against public figures has used his latest complaint to accuse Apple chief executive Steve Jobs of employing O.J. Simpson as a "hitman" for the past two decades, in addition a litany of other outlandish offenses.

Filed September 21 in the United States District Court Middle District of Florida, the 3-page handwritten complaint alleges that Simpson has been Jobs’s "hitman" since the "1985 MOVE house bombing in Philadelphia, which Jobs started with borrowed pyrotechnics from Great White."

The plaintiff is none other than 30 year old Jonathan Lee Riches, who in 2004 earned himself an 8-year sentence in a South Carolina corrections facility for his involvement in an identity theft ring. Over the past 18 months he has filed dozens of similar lawsuits accusing celebrities and organizations of wildly improbable offenses, presumably to help pass his time behind bars.

http://www.appleinsider.com/article...ev e_jobs.html

I GUESS NO iPHONE vr 2 anytime soon LOL

hows gonna weed out all those bastereds if O.J is in Jail ...

what a GUY .... (thanks for making me laugh)

Posted by: skafia

Great White, ahahaha!