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Posted by: OffTheHorseCEO

well, seems like we got in trouble last time. lets try again except maybe this time we'll focus more on the action and less, if at all, on the person.

we should only say customer and not give details about nationality, cultural background, gender, age, etc. if anyone can be offended by it lets not take the chance.

************

today:

i just had someone come in and ask me for a "chip"
i asked why they needed it only to make sure they knew what they were buying, they replied the phone showed emergency calls only, i opened it up to find NO sim card in it at all. so i said ok it'll be 25 dollars for a replacement sim.
i proceeded to ask for the name and number on the account as well as the ID. this is where the person said. o actually id like to get a new number, the phone was in my significant others name but they upgraded so id like to just get a new sim for this phone so i can start talking.

of course i explained that a new line would need to be activated not just a new sim card. the person became confused and asked why i just couldnt sell the sim card and put a phone number on it.....



Posted by: CellOne508

Quote:
Originally Posted by OffTheHorseCEO
well, seems like we got in trouble last time. lets try again except maybe this time we'll focus more on the action and less, if at all, on the person.

we should only say customer and not give details about nationality, cultural background, gender, age, etc. if anyone can be offended by it lets not take the chance.

************

today:

i just had someone come in and ask me for a "chip"
i asked why they needed it only to make sure they knew what they were buying, they replied the phone showed emergency calls only, i opened it up to find NO sim card in it at all. so i said ok it'll be 25 dollars for a replacement sim.
i proceeded to ask for the name and number on the account as well as the ID. this is where the person said. o actually id like to get a new number, the phone was in my significant others name but they upgraded so id like to just get a new sim for this phone so i can start talking.

of course i explained that a new line would need to be activated not just a new sim card. the person became confused and asked why i just couldnt sell the sim card and put a phone number on it.....


What's the chance that they don't really understand that by activating a new sim card it will deactivate the phone that is currently being used by there loved one?
Cellone508



Posted by: ATnt-RSC

Quote:
Originally Posted by OffTheHorseCEO
of course i explained that a new line would need to be activated not just a new sim card. the person became confused and asked why i just couldnt sell the sim card and put a phone number on it.....


That sounds like a new line to me...



Posted by: OffTheHorseCEO

thats what im sayin, but he assumed it was as simple as just buying a new sim card, he wanted it to be done with no info given, didnt think it required a contract, or payments or anything, just a sim



Posted by: doksarmy

So this dude walks in today (and keep in mind this is my second day on the floor). He says that he wants to buy something, so i ask him is there anything particular he wants. First he notices a ad for bluetooth headsets so he wants to know if he can get the ad. EXCUSE ME BUT THATS OUR AD HANGING UP ON THE WALL lol he actually wants the ad that hangs up on the wall. I told him that it was the only one we had to get him off the topic. Next he proceeds to ask me if we have the phone that beyonce has. WTF? nobody taught me that in training. After proclaiming that he wants the phone he then realizes that that phone is sprint. OK then he walks over to the bluetooth section and sees a bluetooth gps. He asks what it is so another employee tells him that it pairs with gps in some phones and he is like oh i need that but this dude dosent even have a phone he was about to buy it but then just decides to leave and says bye. THANK GOD



Posted by: BillPinga

I keep a lot of fake demos around me and customers always like to inform me that julie is calling... the end



Posted by: xbox360gamer

$25 for a sim card? good God, talk about highway robbery!



Posted by: cingtd

Quote:
Originally Posted by xbox360gamer
$25 for a sim card? good God, talk about highway robbery!

Main reason for that is to discourage customers to constantly come asking for free SIM cards for no good reason. There is a cost (albeit very minimal) of any product. The first SIM card replacement might be free but after that, no guarantees.



Posted by: SmokinTrickster

Quote:
Originally Posted by cingtd
Main reason for that is to discourage customers to constantly come asking for free SIM cards for no good reason. There is a cost (albeit very minimal) of any product. The first SIM card replacement might be free but after that, no guarantees.


Your not paying for the sim card with that 25$. Your paying the saleries of all the customer service reps who have to spend time on the phone, and all the agents in the stores across the country, who have to troubleshoot and then swap out sims for people who put in the wrong security code in their phone and then want to know "What's the PUK code?"



Posted by: OffTheHorseCEO

thanks, plus from what i know we have to pay for them too (agent)



Posted by: yvonnebrc

As an agent you only have to buy extra SIM cards. They ship in packs of 10 with phones. So if you buy 15 phones you get 5 SIM cards free. However if you need more than that you have to buy them at a nominal rate.



Posted by: cingtd

Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokinTrickster
Your not paying for the sim card with that 25$. Your paying the saleries of all the customer service reps who have to spend time on the phone, and all the agents in the stores across the country, who have to troubleshoot and then swap out sims for people who put in the wrong security code in their phone and then want to know "What's the PUK code?"

I would agree with that statement. Most people just assume that there is no cost to the company for the SIM. Clearly the highest cost is for sales support to change SIM #'s in the billing system and lost potential sales to new customers.



Posted by: i880/8525junkie

my third day @ the store after training..I have an entry already!

I was doing Triage work for the early morning

Customer: Mister...I need you guyz to give me a bluetooth...mine broke
Me: The dentist is down the block Ma'am
Customer: You're funny (I'm more like sarcastic but whatever) mister, but here..look at my bluetooth (holds up a Jabra split PERFECTLY down the middle)
Me: Okay ma'am, did you buy it here?
Customer: YEAH!! I bought it two weeks ago!
Me: Do you have a receipt?
Customer: NO! Don't you have it in your Camp-uters!"
Me: let me get your phone number ma'am.....ma'am..do you have the right number? it's not in my system!
Customer Screams: OF COURSE I AM!!! I've been a T-Mobile customer for 6 years!!!!
(everybody stares @ her)
Me: Ma'am..this is the AT&T STORE..I point behind me to the 8 foot wide At&t sign...my at&t logo on my work shirt...my name tag...
Customer: *silently walks away*
Everybody (after she leaves) WOW!! everyone starts laughing


Ladies and Gentlemen, THE NEW AT&T!



Posted by: PPCMD

And we wonder why the world looks at us in disbelief, that customer would be why.



Posted by: classylady78

People looking for cordless phone batteries. We had an older guy come in yesterday with a really old cordless phone. He wanted to buy batteries for it. We told him that we just sell cell phones and some of the batteries for them (which is an understatement) and my mgr even told him a place he could go buy batteries for is cordless phone. He stood there for a few minutes in disbelief, like we were lying to him!



Posted by: aj&t

The other day I had an iPhone customer come in... Purchased the phone at an Apple store and ported in from Verizon. He wanted to have his contact swaped from his Verizon phone to the iPhone. Now our Cellebrite machine is horribly out of date and doesnt support any of our more recent phones let alone the more recent phones of competitiors. I told him our machine doesnt support the iPhone. He then proceeded to go on a tirade asking things like....

"Is this AT&T" I reply yes.
"Isn't AT&T the exclusive provider of the iPhone", again I reply yes. I then explained the situation with the Cellebrite machine and apologized for the inconvinence.
Customer then starts to laugh and goes on a tirade about being denied service and how can we sell a device like the iPhone and not service it.
I told him regardless we do not service iPhone and that only Apple stores can and do.
He then became even more irrate, repeated his tirade, asked me to repeat this on a video camera... I declined. He started to swear and walked out.

THANK YOU FOR VISITING AT&T AND HAVE A NICE DAY!



Posted by: razrblades

Quote:
Originally Posted by classylady78
People looking for cordless phone batteries. We had an older guy come in yesterday with a really old cordless phone. He wanted to buy batteries for it. We told him that we just sell cell phones and some of the batteries for them (which is an understatement) and my mgr even told him a place he could go buy batteries for is cordless phone. He stood there for a few minutes in disbelief, like we were lying to him!


lol im at an agent location and ive got this many times.. recently a older guy comes in and says his phone is broken he cant get his messages.. i ask him for it and he says i left it at home.. eventually he gets frustrated and points to our land line telephone and says it looks like that but says att on it..and he wants an exchange.. not a stupid customer per say but most could figure out by looking around and seeing nothing but cell phones that we probably dont carry land line stuff..



Posted by: Superpimp

Quote:
Originally Posted by aj&t
The other day I had an iPhone customer come in... Purchased the phone at an Apple store and ported in from Verizon. He wanted to have his contact swaped from his Verizon phone to the iPhone. Now our Cellebrite machine is horribly out of date and doesnt support any of our more recent phones let alone the more recent phones of competitiors. I told him our machine doesnt support the iPhone. He then proceeded to go on a tirade asking things like....

"Is this AT&T" I reply yes.
"Isn't AT&T the exclusive provider of the iPhone", again I reply yes. I then explained the situation with the Cellebrite machine and apologized for the inconvinence.
Customer then starts to laugh and goes on a tirade about being denied service and how can we sell a device like the iPhone and not service it.
I told him regardless we do not service iPhone and that only Apple stores can and do.
He then became even more irrate, repeated his tirade, asked me to repeat this on a video camera... I declined. He started to swear and walked out.

THANK YOU FOR VISITING AT&T AND HAVE A NICE DAY!

Oh the famous video camera not admissable as evidence cell phone tough guy play? I had a punk do that to me, I then punched out put on a differnet shirt went outside and told him what I thought of him his cell phone and his video camera, and then said I get out at 8 if he wanted to talk further



Posted by: classylady78

Quote:
Originally Posted by aj&t
The other day I had an iPhone customer come in... Purchased the phone at an Apple store and ported in from Verizon. He wanted to have his contact swaped from his Verizon phone to the iPhone. Now our Cellebrite machine is horribly out of date and doesnt support any of our more recent phones let alone the more recent phones of competitiors. I told him our machine doesnt support the iPhone. He then proceeded to go on a tirade asking things like....

"Is this AT&T" I reply yes.
"Isn't AT&T the exclusive provider of the iPhone", again I reply yes. I then explained the situation with the Cellebrite machine and apologized for the inconvinence.
Customer then starts to laugh and goes on a tirade about being denied service and how can we sell a device like the iPhone and not service it.
I told him regardless we do not service iPhone and that only Apple stores can and do.
He then became even more irrate, repeated his tirade, asked me to repeat this on a video camera... I declined. He started to swear and walked out.

THANK YOU FOR VISITING AT&T AND HAVE A NICE DAY!



This seriously sounds like a ton of iphone customers we have. I do not mess with contacts and iphones. I tell them it is easier to transfer contacts from their computer to the iphone. And then they also have a copy of the contacts on the computer. Sounds like the typical lazy customer who is looking for you to do everything, and is looking to pick a fight. I am extra nice with those customers. (just to piss them off more)

But even if your cellbrite machine would do it, there is no GUARANTEE the contacts will transfer. Customers always look at me like I am nuts when I tell them that I will "try" to get their contacts moved from one phone to another. Sometimes the machine will not do it (for one reason or another).



Posted by: OffTheHorseCEO

...a guy went into an at&t store the other day tryin to exchange a Nokia N75 with a failed flash...

when the employee called him out on it he basically said "naw its ok dawg i work for at&t see" and showed his badge

...



Posted by: solos72

Quote:
Originally Posted by OffTheHorseCEO
...a guy went into an at&t store the other day tryin to exchange a Nokia N75 with a failed flash...

when the employee called him out on it he basically said "naw its ok dawg i work for at&t see" and showed his badge

...


LOLOLOLOL

That was rich !!!!! I hope dude who posted that thread reads this.



Posted by: NukuCamui

Quote:
Originally Posted by OffTheHorseCEO
...a guy went into an at&t store the other day tryin to exchange a Nokia N75 with a failed flash...

when the employee called him out on it he basically said "naw its ok dawg i work for at&t see" and showed his badge

...







Posted by: classylady78

Quote:
Originally Posted by OffTheHorseCEO
...a guy went into an at&t store the other day tryin to exchange a Nokia N75 with a failed flash...

when the employee called him out on it he basically said "naw its ok dawg i work for at&t see" and showed his badge

...






Posted by: gammite

that was the funniest line in the thread.



Posted by: i880/8525junkie

I was hoping my customer would be the classic...looks like the rank dropping employee tops it!



Posted by: estaticxalde

First Post, Goody,

My store is in a pretty high scale area in cali, homes start at about 600k and are usually in the millions, so it surprises me how 50% of our customers still manage to have 3 year old + phones.

My Co-worker helped a lady about a month ago who had a really old Motorola Phone( Can not remember the model at all). She was looking for a car charger for said phone and when we look and inform her that we would no longer carry the chargers for that phone anymore but that we would be more than happy to offer her a free upgrade( extra 50 bucks off according to her upgrade offer) and get her a much better upgraded blah blah blah... she then looks at my coworker and sais, "well you're about as usefull as a bag of rocks" and storms out.. beautiful..

I had a Customer come in about a week ago , give her the greeting, start looking at pda's for about 10 seconds(curve,pearl,treo,8525 etc) and says "this is it?' and before i can respond she adds "sprint's got you beat" and after every statement mumbles something under her breath, then she continues to rant about how i need to tell management that we need better phones , and again mumbles under her breath, so i say ok and smile and have a nice day.

honestly, how tf does sprint have att beat on devices?

few days ago a customer comes in carrying an att bacg ( of course never a good sign) , greet blah, she needs to return a sync charger, i ask if she has a receipt and she hands it to me. She purchased it 3 months ago so i inform her that we have a 1 month return/exchange policy. she starts yelling "you know i've had nothing but bad experiences since i came to att!"

" i'm sorry about that, have a great day!" :-)

ive had various customers come in asking me to block all internet,texts,picture messaging on all lines on the account, during the process they interupt and ask how to send pictures on their phones...

and las but certainly not least, I had a customer today come in to pay a bill, i process her, she then asks me if i could please credit her for ringtones that she didnt buy, i look on the bill and she's bought about 6 ringtones and ask her if she has bought those (naming each song) she of course denies ever doing it so i ask her if i could see the phone to make sure that her settings arent corrupt and causing her phone to mistakingly purchase ringtones ( complete bs, i went straight to my stuff, sounds and sure enough there are all three ringtones. i show her that there are the ringtones that where purchased and she stumbles and says "yeah but i bought those like two months ago ( reffering to a couple of songs that i'm pretty sure wouldnt have been out 2 months ago. so...

" Well it seems as though the phone is right but if you feel that you are being incorrectly charged for these ringtones then i would suggest calling our customer service and that they might be better at finding a solution to your concerns."

I then notate the account stating that the ringtones where on the device :-D..

cheers!



Posted by: CA

Quote:
My Co-worker helped a lady about a month ago who had a really old Motorola Phone( Can not remember the model at all). She was looking for a car charger for said phone and when we look and inform her that we would no longer carry the chargers for that phone anymore but that we would be more than happy to offer her a free upgrade( extra 50 bucks off according to her upgrade offer) and get her a much better upgraded blah blah blah... she then looks at my coworker and sais, "well you're about as usefull as a bag of rocks" and storms out.. beautiful..


Sometimes a sales job isn't a sales job.(~Sigmund Freud)

Maybe she just wanted a charge? Hold the fries.



Posted by: iceninecynic

I had a lady come into my store with her heart set on buying a blackjack for her son for his birthday. We didn't have one in stock but I called the nearest store and they had one.
I told the woman that the store had one and if she was going to go over there tonight that they'd put it on hold for her to ensure she would get in. She agrees.
I get a call from that other store later at closing time and they told me that the customer never went to pick it up. Oh Well.
She came back into my store about a week later almost in tears because she couldn't find a blackjack anywhere and its her sons birthday and she yells at me because when she went to the store I sent her to, they didn't have a blackjack.
I said "oooh ya, I remember you, the store called that night and said you never showed up"
and she said "oh, well, I went a couple days later."

/sigh



Posted by: Office Space...

Quote:
Originally Posted by classylady78

But even if your cellbrite machine would do it, there is no GUARANTEE the contacts will transfer. Customers always look at me like I am nuts when I tell them that I will "try" to get their contacts moved from one phone to another. Sometimes the machine will not do it (for one reason or another).


Try working for an indirect with NO celbrite, I unlocked my V3xx so I could txfer contacts from Tmobi and ATTWS and we usually have a phone in the cash drawer thats unlocked for that purpose when I'm not there



Posted by: JP Whoregan

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sonix
Sometimes a sales job isn't a sales job.(~Sigmund Freud)

Maybe she just wanted a charge? Hold the fries.


And maybe you're just a troll in these parts...

how about leaving the wireless sales discussions to the wireless sales people...we really could do without your wise-*** comments when it comes to situations that you know nothing about.

Perhaps the sales consultant recognized the fact that said customer was not going to be able to find a charger for an old phone that was no longer on the market, and offered the customer a better solution to their quandary, so they wouldn't spend all afternoon roaming around town and the interweb looking for a charger that doesn't exist anymore.

Thanks, but no thanks, your comments are utterly useless.



Posted by: CA

Quote:
Originally Posted by JP Whoregan
And maybe you're just a troll in these parts...

how about leaving the wireless sales discussions to the wireless sales people...we really could do without your wise-*** comments when it comes to situations that you know nothing about.

Perhaps the sales consultant recognized the fact that said customer was not going to be able to find a charger for an old phone that was no longer on the market, and offered the customer a better solution to their quandary, so they wouldn't spend all afternoon roaming around town and the interweb looking for a charger that doesn't exist anymore.

Thanks, but no thanks, your comments are utterly useless.
Back the bus up it took a webtard 5sec. to do what a pro can do. You never know what making a friend can do...it's a leap.
http://www.cellphoneshop.net/formotorola6.html



Posted by: estaticxalde

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sonix
Back the bus up it took a webtard 5sec. to do what a pro can do. You never know what making a friend can do...it's a leap.
http://www.cellphoneshop.net/formotorola6.html


Im sure that if she where to take the 5 minutes it is to locate her charger, she would have not driven to my store to buy a charger for 30$ , also a main selling point in california is that starting next july police will start ticketing drivers for talking on their handset without a headset of some sort, her phone obvioul would not support current bluetooth headsets.

And i migh be mistaken but the link you show has no link to car chargers...



Posted by: aj&t

Just had a woman walk in "Do you guys sell portable phones?" She was looking for a home cordless phone!



Posted by: OffTheHorseCEO

guy just came in tired of his "POS $20 phone" c168(?)

he wanted a new phone but did NOT want a new contract or an extended contract. so i told him his only option was retail pricing i proceeded to show him phones and he stops at the v3xx.

him:129 huh...
me:yes sir with a new contract or upgrade
him:i told you i dont want no new contract.
me: in that case you'd need to pay the "no commitment" pricing.
him: which is?

as i point to the no commitment pricing he literally jumps back as if he was about to get bit by something. he was like "o **** thats high"



Posted by: JP Whoregan

Quote:
Originally Posted by OffTheHorseCEO
guy just came in tired of his "POS $20 phone" c168(?)

he wanted a new phone but did NOT want a new contract or an extended contract. so i told him his only option was retail pricing i proceeded to show him phones and he stops at the v3xx.

him:129 huh...
me:yes sir with a new contract or upgrade
him:i told you i dont want no new contract.
me: in that case you'd need to pay the "no commitment" pricing.
him: which is?

as i point to the no commitment pricing he literally jumps back as if he was about to get bit by something. he was like "o **** thats high"


Don't you just looooooovvveee these clowns? Even after you explain to them:

Me: "Well sir, if you don't sign a new contract, and I give you a subsidized/discounted handset, you could cancel your service next month and then we just gave away a handset for no reason..."

Dumb *** customer: "WELL I'VE BEEN WITH YOU GUYS FOR YEARS, YOU SHOULD GIVE ME A PHONE WITHOUT A CONTRACT ANYWAYS!!!!!"

Me: "Well sir, if you've been with us for years and have no intention of leaving, then what's the problem with getting a new contract with your new phone?"

******* Customer: "I told you I don't want a contract!! What's the discount WITHOUT A CONTRACT!?!?!"

Me: "You'll get a $30 mail in rebate. After the rebate, the price will be $289.99 for that V3XX."

Dumb *** customer: "Uhh.......I wanna talk to your manager!!!"



It's even more fun trying to explain to the mouthbreather GoPhone customers why we're not "giving" them a phone...that's always a treat.



Posted by: OffTheHorseCEO

well, in all fairness he didnt want something for nothing, i mean he didnt ask for anything free...

and also in all fairness, customers are almost conditioned to believe that phones are cheap instead of being small expensive devices

he wasnt one of the entitlement people, but i do agree with you one those guys you just described...



Posted by: ludetypes98

I love how dumb *** customers (mostly those who can never pay their bills on time and have multiple ban suspensions) expect us to just hand them a phone because they have "been with us for xxx years."

customer: what phone are you going to give me today?
me: we don't have any free phones, but I can show you some low priced phones with great features
customer: you mean I have to buy a phone? that's ridiculous! I've been with you guys for xxx years. I should get any phone free. I'm going to verizon.

Seriously, the retail wireless industry has made me so bitter towards people now.



Posted by: BombaMyte

Wirelessly posted (Moto E815: BlackBerry8100/4.2.1 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/102)

Join the club. Had a woman come up to me yesterday with a doozer...

Me: How can I help you?
Her: Every time I use my phone, I can hear myself talking. (insert rep here) sold me a POS! (hands me a CU500)
Me: How are you holding the phone when you use it?
Her: Like normal, with my finger on this button! (points to the Speaker button on the top by the hinge)
Me: Ma'am, you're hearing yourself because you're holding the speaker button, right here.

She thanked me and left.

I nearly wanted to slap her with a stupid stick. An ID-10-T error felt better tho...



Posted by: BillPinga

I had a customer come in the other day wanting to know why his battery life is not consistant. He tells me he's Dr. So and so and he wants to know the exact number of hours his battery will last. I tell him it depends on how long he is on the phone, the amount of service he has, the backlight of his phone, the amount of time his phone remains open, his charging habits, data habits, camera habits, and speakerphone habits amongst other things.

He tells me that he is a logical, math-based person with a physics degree so he doesn't want the run around, he wants answers. As a well educated man he doesn't understand how when he plugs his charger in for 5 mins and takes it off the battery indicator shows full. I ask him if it then goes down quickly after a few minutes.

He says sometimes so I procede to tell him the battery is lithium-ion which is a (He interrupts me and tells me he knows more about gasses than I ever will... which i'm sure he does) gas and that when you plug a charger in the gas gets excited and fills up the whole area. When you unplug the charger the gas needs time to settle down to get a proper reading. He tells me I am wrong and that if things were this unreliable in his practice people would be dying. I tell him "sir, I have explained to you what you can expect out of the battery and does he have any other questions?" He then asks me for the number to the battery testing department so he can get more information. I told him it was 611 from his phone and to have a nice day.



Posted by: OffTheHorseCEO

wow,not so much stupid as weird



Posted by: cingtd

Quote:
Originally Posted by BillPinga
I told him it was 611 from his phone and to have a nice day.

Gee thanks, I can hardly wait to get his phone call today.

Personally, I would have suggested he call the phone manufacturer instead since At&t doesn't manufacture the phone or battery.

I am sure that when he left your store he filled his car with gas and demanded that the gas station cashier tell him exactly how many miles he will get on a full tank of gas.



Posted by: MobileAddict

Quote:
Originally Posted by ludetypes98
customer: you mean I have to buy a phone? that's ridiculous! I've been with you guys for xxx years. I should get any phone free. I'm going to verizon.


Ok see ya! Then they look at me in suprize because im not going to offer them some amazing deal. I dont even mess with those people anymore.



Posted by: JP Whoregan

Quote:
Originally Posted by MobileAddict
Ok see ya! Then they look at me in suprize because im not going to offer them some amazing deal. I dont even mess with those people anymore.


I don't even know why ATT actually "wants" those types of customers. They cost more money to keep than the revenue they generate. Recent studies have shown that, when it comes to large corporations, the costs associated with keeping the bottom 30% of your customers "happy at all costs" can actually wipe out the revenue generated by your top 30%. Forget where I read it, but for some reason it stuck with me because I found it rather amazing.



Posted by: BillPinga

Quote:
Originally Posted by JP Whoregan
I don't even know why ATT actually "wants" those types of customers. They cost more money to keep than the revenue they generate. Recent studies have shown that, when it comes to large corporations, the costs associated with keeping the bottom 30% of your customers "happy at all costs" can actually wipe out the revenue generated by your top 30%. Forget where I read it, but for some reason it stuck with me because I found it rather amazing.


Seriously, just pull a Sprint and boot them so I can spend my time on data dorks



Posted by: PPCMD

Quote:
Originally Posted by estaticxalde
Im sure that if she where to take the 5 minutes it is to locate her charger, she would have not driven to my store to buy a charger for 30$ , also a main selling point in california is that starting next july police will start ticketing drivers for talking on their handset without a headset of some sort, her phone obvioul would not support current bluetooth headsets.

And i migh be mistaken but the link you show has no link to car chargers...


The site in question did have motorola car chargers on it, they would need to type in motorola car charger and voila. Not trying to be a smart but the site is correct.



Posted by: PPCMD

Quote:
Originally Posted by BillPinga
I had a customer come in the other day wanting to know why his battery life is not consistant. He tells me he's Dr. So and so and he wants to know the exact number of hours his battery will last. I tell him it depends on how long he is on the phone, the amount of service he has, the backlight of his phone, the amount of time his phone remains open, his charging habits, data habits, camera habits, and speakerphone habits amongst other things.

He tells me that he is a logical, math-based person with a physics degree so he doesn't want the run around, he wants answers. As a well educated man he doesn't understand how when he plugs his charger in for 5 mins and takes it off the battery indicator shows full. I ask him if it then goes down quickly after a few minutes.

He says sometimes so I procede to tell him the battery is lithium-ion which is a (He interrupts me and tells me he knows more about gasses than I ever will... which i'm sure he does) gas and that when you plug a charger in the gas gets excited and fills up the whole area. When you unplug the charger the gas needs time to settle down to get a proper reading. He tells me I am wrong and that if things were this unreliable in his practice people would be dying. I tell him "sir, I have explained to you what you can expect out of the battery and does he have any other questions?" He then asks me for the number to the battery testing department so he can get more information. I told him it was 611 from his phone and to have a nice day.


Unfortunately genius can be a stupid persons disease.



Posted by: zenrandom

Well technically, you were wrong, Lithium Ion batteries are not gas. They are more liquid/gel depending on the technology they are using.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BillPinga

He says sometimes so I procede to tell him the battery is lithium-ion which is a (He interrupts me and tells me he knows more about gasses than I ever will... which i'm sure he does) gas and that when you plug a charger in the gas gets excited and fills up the whole area. When you unplug the charger the gas needs time to settle down to get a proper reading. He tells me I am wrong and that if things were this unreliable in his practice people would be dying. I tell him "sir, I have explained to you what you can expect out of the battery and does he have any other questions?" He then asks me for the number to the battery testing department so he can get more information. I told him it was 611 from his phone and to have a nice day.




Posted by: russgm

Quote:
Originally Posted by zenrandom
Well technically, you were wrong, Lithium Ion batteries are not gas. They are more liquid/gel depending on the technology they are using.

F.Y.I.
My high school chemistry class taught us that Lithium is a metal (Li, 3).
Cheers!



Posted by: zenrandom

True, elemental lithium is a metal. In a lithium ion battery, typically the lithium is a salt contained in a solvent (which composes the liquid electrolyte component of the battery).

Quote:
Originally Posted by russgm
F.Y.I.
My high school chemistry class taught us that Lithium is a metal (Li, 3).
Cheers!




Posted by: JP Whoregan

Lol...what I want to know is how a thread titled "Stupid Customer Action of the Day" somehow turned into a thread about who's the "smartest".

C'mon, guys, let's get back to talking about dumb customers, it's a much more entertaining way of passing a 9 hour work shift



Posted by: OffTheHorseCEO

i took the day off today

why am i still on hofo today

viewing the employee thread on stupid customers?



Posted by: Wonwad

Yay! Finally had someone come in and ask us for a battery for their corldless phone because "it was AT&T".



Posted by: cingman66

Quote:
Originally Posted by PPCMD
The site in question did have motorola car chargers on it, they would need to type in motorola car charger and voila. Not trying to be a smart but the site is correct.


Not trying to be a smart@ss either, but does anyone really think that allowing a customer to purchase a car charger for a 3-4 year old phone rather than upgrading to a new phone for the same, if not less, money is a good idea? I think we would be doing a disservice to the customer if we let them go that route. Not only is the phone 3-4 years old, but so is the battery...so it is a waste of time and money to just buy a car charger that you will need to use every day since the old battery will not hold much of a charge anymore anyway.

So now can everyone see how a "Sales-person" is not just a "sales" person? (This means you Sonix)



Posted by: cingman66

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wonwad
Yay! Finally had someone come in and ask us for a battery for their corldless phone because "it was AT&T".


We get those people at least once a week...ever since the new AT&T signs were installed.

Also, we get alot more cash payments on bills, and when the customer hears about the $2 "convenience fee" they get a special kind of pissed. They think we are making it up. Listen, if I was going to make up a fee for taking payments by cash, it would be a lot more than $2!



Posted by: classylady78

Quote:
Originally Posted by cingman66
Not trying to be a smart@ss either, but does anyone really think that allowing a customer to purchase a car charger for a 3-4 year old phone rather than upgrading to a new phone for the same, if not less, money is a good idea? I think we would be doing a disservice to the customer if we let them go that route. Not only is the phone 3-4 years old, but so is the battery...so it is a waste of time and money to just buy a car charger that you will need to use every day since the old battery will not hold much of a charge anymore anyway.

So now can everyone see how a "Sales-person" is not just a "sales" person? (This means you Sonix)



Buying a new battery or a new charger for an old phone makes no sense. It is like paying $800-1000 to fix a car that is at most worth $1100...A good sales person would never not at least point that out to the customer. Just finding them a charger is more like an order taker....Do you want fries with that?



Posted by: classylady78

Quote:
Originally Posted by cingman66
We get those people at least once a week...ever since the new AT&T signs were installed.

Also, we get alot more cash payments on bills, and when the customer hears about the $2 "convenience fee" they get a special kind of pissed. They think we are making it up. Listen, if I was going to make up a fee for taking payments by cash, it would be a lot more than $2!


People act like it is an inalienable right to pay your bill for free at the store. Most places the only free payment is if you mail your bill or have it automatically deducted. In the store I am at now we are not busy enough to have a machine, so we take all the payments. But I have had customers that will say then "I am not paying my bill then" as if somehow they can get out of paying for their service altogether because they don't want to pay a $2 fee. (or just use the machine).



Posted by: aw614

Quote:
Originally Posted by cingman66
Not trying to be a smart@ss either, but does anyone really think that allowing a customer to purchase a car charger for a 3-4 year old phone rather than upgrading to a new phone for the same, if not less, money is a good idea? I think we would be doing a disservice to the customer if we let them go that route. Not only is the phone 3-4 years old, but so is the battery...so it is a waste of time and money to just buy a car charger that you will need to use every day since the old battery will not hold much of a charge anymore anyway.

So now can everyone see how a "Sales-person" is not just a "sales" person? (This means you Sonix)

not if the person could careless for new features, I know someone using old non color screens and wont upgrade to anything color. An old nokia gsm brick works just as good as new new phone out there for text and calls



Posted by: dolphin10

I had a guy come in and want to cancel a line on his two line family plan. I directed him to customer service. He also asked if he could just use the one number he wanted to keep on both phones and keep both phones active.... hmmm.... now that's cheap



Posted by: Wonwad

Quote:
Originally Posted by dolphin10
I had a guy come in and want to cancel a line on his two line family plan. I directed him to customer service. He also asked if he could just use the one number he wanted to keep on both phones and keep both phones active.... hmmm.... now that's cheap


When you told him to call customer service did he blurb out "Is this not Cingular?"



Posted by: holaDude

Quote:
Originally Posted by cingman66
We get those people at least once a week...ever since the new AT&T signs were installed.

Also, we get alot more cash payments on bills, and when the customer hears about the $2 "convenience fee" they get a special kind of pissed. They think we are making it up. Listen, if I was going to make up a fee for taking payments by cash, it would be a lot more than $2!


Hey they charge $1 at the grocery stores here to take the payments. If they want to save a $1 you could always direct them to a grocery store and advise them how much they could save paying there.



Posted by: anubis9278

well since you brought up billing...a customer was in one of my agents stores today wondering why his cellphone was suspended. his bill was due on the 10/10/07 in the amount of $335.76. he paid $100.00 plus the tio express $2.00 on 10/15/07. he stated, "why the h@ll is my phone off. i paid the minimal amount due to keep on." the sales rep said, "minimal?". customer replied, "yeah, you dont have to pay the whole thing to keep it on, what are you stupid." the sales rep responded, "you ever pay half your car note?"

anubis then



Posted by: ATnt-RSC

The customer waddles into store with her equally round boyfriend, husband. There is a line of people ahead of her. I'm just finishing up my customer, thanking them for their business. She sees that I'm open and walks right up disregarding the half dozen people ahead of her, again trailing her man behind her. She slams her phone on the desk saying it doesn't work. I reply "I'm sorry to hear that. However, there are other people who were here before you that have equally pressing problems. Please sign in and someone will be happy to help you when it's your turn" in a tone right out of Cingular U.

She spits out, "My phone is broken and you have to fix it". Again she slams the phone roughly onto the desk. I reply, still politely, "you'll have to wait your turn." and I start heading for the checklist. Again, she spits "No!" and slams the phone a few more times (like a caveman trying to crack open an egg) but I ignore her and help the next person in line.

As luck would have it, when the list is gone through, I ended up with caveman and woman. She had talked to the trainee who was doing basic triage, who suggested I should look at her warranty status and make a call to XBM. Fair enough. The woman glares at me and then slams the phone down very hard one last time. It cracks the case and shatters the LCD. She wants the warranty information. I tell her, as polite as ever, that her repeated abuse of the phone in the store had just voided her warranty, and now she'd have to purchase a replacement.

You can probably tell how this went downhill from there.



Posted by: SmokinTrickster

Quote:
Originally Posted by ATnt-RSC
You can probably tell how this went downhill from there.


OMG, please explain in detail what happened.. as it went downhill.



Posted by: NXTLAU

I love those customers!! It happens here all the time. Customer comes in, SLAMS the phone down and starts complaining like a baby about how it won't work! I just calmly ask them what they think is wrong with it, could it be that you throw it around and slam it on tables???



Posted by: OffTheHorseCEO

Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokinTrickster
OMG, please explain in detail what happened.. as it went downhill.

yea please do



Posted by: classylady78

Quote:
Originally Posted by ATnt-RSC
The customer waddles into store with her equally round boyfriend, husband. There is a line of people ahead of her. I'm just finishing up my customer, thanking them for their business. She sees that I'm open and walks right up disregarding the half dozen people ahead of her, again trailing her man behind her. She slams her phone on the desk saying it doesn't work. I reply "I'm sorry to hear that. However, there are other people who were here before you that have equally pressing problems. Please sign in and someone will be happy to help you when it's your turn" in a tone right out of Cingular U.

She spits out, "My phone is broken and you have to fix it". Again she slams the phone roughly onto the desk. I reply, still politely, "you'll have to wait your turn." and I start heading for the checklist. Again, she spits "No!" and slams the phone a few more times (like a caveman trying to crack open an egg) but I ignore her and help the next person in line.

As luck would have it, when the list is gone through, I ended up with caveman and woman. She had talked to the trainee who was doing basic triage, who suggested I should look at her warranty status and make a call to XBM. Fair enough. The woman glares at me and then slams the phone down very hard one last time. It cracks the case and shatters the LCD. She wants the warranty information. I tell her, as polite as ever, that her repeated abuse of the phone in the store had just voided her warranty, and now she'd have to purchase a replacement.

You can probably tell how this went downhill from there.


I hope you commented the heck out of her account. I have had people break defective phones right in front of me as well. IDIOTS.



Posted by: SmokinTrickster

Another one,

Customer comes into the store, complaining their daughters phone is not working, and that she has to have it for tonight because it's friday and she goes out on friday. I think her daughter was like 16 or 17. She wasn't in the store, but I remember selling them the phone.

Anyway, I pick up the phone and try to power it on, it won't. I ask if her daughter got the phone wet or dropped it in water. "No, ofcourse not. She takes care of her phone and would have told me if she did. She said it just stopped working. Now are you going to fix it?"

I remove the battery cover, take out the battery, and literally, SHAKE water out of the phone onto the counter. The red dot is falling off because it is so soked. She just picks up her phone, battery, and cover and walks out talking about how she's going to ground her kid.



Posted by: tomtheguitarguy

Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokinTrickster
Another one,

Customer comes into the store, complaining their daughters phone is not working, and that she has to have it for tonight because it's friday and she goes out on friday. I think her daughter was like 16 or 17. She wasn't in the store, but I remember selling them the phone.

Anyway, I pick up the phone and try to power it on, it won't. I ask if her daughter got the phone wet or dropped it in water. "No, ofcourse not. She takes care of her phone and would have told me if she did. She said it just stopped working. Now are you going to fix it?"

I remove the battery cover, take out the battery, and literally, SHAKE water out of the phone onto the counter. The red dot is falling off because it is so soked. She just picks up her phone, battery, and cover and walks out talking about how she's going to ground her kid.


I wouldn't categorize this as a "Completely" stupid action - at least she had the dignity to pick up the things and walk out without causing a tremendous scene, and she did recognize that it was her daughter's dumb deed.



Posted by: Wonwad

It's just annoying when customers swear up and down that they never wet the phone, when in fact they did.



Posted by: JP Whoregan

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wonwad
It's just annoying when customers swear up and down that they never wet the phone, when in fact they did.


Ditto.

When they say that, I wanna just punch them in the face. Then when they say "hey, you ***-hole, why did you just punch me in the face?!?!?!?!"

I'll reply, "I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't punch you in the face."

Sounds absurd, doesn't it? Just as their bloody nose is undeniable proof that I did in fact punch them in the face, the red LDI is in fact undeniable proof that they got thier phone wet.

But they stand there and deny it to death...

My way of dealing with it is this: people who are honest with me and say "yeah, I dropped my phone in the sink, and now it's broken, I need a new one", those people will almost ALWAYS get an early exception upgrade from me....just because they were honest. The ones who stand in front of me and lie to my face get told to buy a GoPhone from Walmart or to just pay full price for a new phone.



Posted by: ATnt-RSC

Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokinTrickster
OMG, please explain in detail what happened.. as it went downhill.


The usual customer yelling, denying any responsibility for their actions. Claiming it's still manf. defect because the phone broke so easily. And me standing there with far too much apathy to do anything beyond saying "I saw you break it. That voided your warranty. You have to buy a new phone. Prices start at $180." Eventually, she waddled back out the way she came leaving a wake of sweat and bluster that dragged the balding middle-aged man she came in with in the bow wake.

Funny thing is the guy never said a thing. He just stood there, not a shade of embarrassment. I can only assume she does crap like this so often he just doesn't get ashamed anymore.

Quote:
Originally Posted by classylady78
I hope you commented the heck out of her account. I have had people break defective phones right in front of me as well. IDIOTS.


I thought about for a second as she was leaving. Leaving a note can trigger a CFT call. Don't want that. One P.O.d customer and your entire month is shot. Then I though about changing her phone number to 123-456-7890, then noting the account, but I thought that was a little extreme. So I noted it and left everything else the same.

It was a prepaid account, opened 3 months earlier to the day. I think the problem wasn't the phone, but that her minutes expired. I went to lunch rather than investigating further. I didn't want to think about it any longer.



Posted by: ATnt-RSC

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wonwad
It's just annoying when customers swear up and down that they never wet the phone, when in fact they did.


It never bothered me. I always assumed the person really was stupid enough not to know. Every so often, you get the really obstinate one who is obviously lying and taking the lie to such a stratospheric level of drama that I step back and watch the physical manifestation of shamelessness. It's not often an ethical concept becomes live theater.



Posted by: anubis9278

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wonwad
It's just annoying when customers swear up and down that they never wet the phone, when in fact they did.


yeah, i like it when they tell you it was dropped in the toilet, after they handed to you of course.



Posted by: razrblades

no one will believe this so here we go.. this lady came in with a v3xx this morning stating that shes going on her 6th battery and they dont last long.. so thinking the obvious that her phone was killing batteries i wasnt sure.. so i ask her how long do they last she says 2 days then goes on to complain that at $40 a batt that she cant afford to buy one every 2 days.. i said well if we charge it up for 3 hours then how long will it last,,, she looks at me very confused and says "i didnt know they were rechargeable" OMFG!! this crazy as* lady was buying the batteries when they die for the past 2 weeks lol...it was the most odd conversation ive had in the store.. and she gets the dumbas* award for the month...



Posted by: classylady78

Quote:
Originally Posted by anubis9278
yeah, i like it when they tell you it was dropped in the toilet, after they handed to you of course.


I once got handed a phone (that wasn't working or charging). I opened up the back as soon as the customer handed it to me, and it had P!SS inside of it.
I have never been so grossed out in all my life. And I "know" it was pee because it was yellow and sticky and smelled like pee.



Posted by: HelloRobo

That's just wrong.

The worst thing that's ever happened to me (not currently working for AT&T, but working in retail, and reading this thread entirely in an amused state of empathy) was opening up a return box that literally stunk, and having like three dead cockroaches fall into my hand. Ew ew ew ew ew.

Oh, or today. A woman came in, who wanted to ask a lot of questions. Not a problem...except she had really bad BO, and she stood about eighteen inches from me and followed me around my store. Five hours later, at home, I can still smell...it.

Thanks to everyone for posting their rants/stories. I know anyone who has ever worked any sort of customer service job can relate.



Posted by: i880/8525junkie

Couple comes in store...Boyfriend has Bad breath....after ten minutes....I blurt out..Can u actually kiss him with that kind of bad breath?!?!



Posted by: Vociferate

Long time troll, first time poster.

Customer #1:
"THIS BILL IS NOT MINE!"

So, I am just finishing up with a customer who just spent over $1000.00 on phones and about $600.00 in features for a business account, so of course I am focusing everything on this custoemr. Who wouldn't?

Just as I finished having her sign the last of the contracts, this mouth breathing waddler comes trumping across the floor and drops her "Bible sized bill" on top of the contract the lady was reviewing and signing. I was astounded, so I responded to her with a little bit of an attitude. "Ma'am, please go see one of the other reps, I amcurrently with someone."

"I AM A PAYING CUSTOMER. YOU MUST HELP ME NOW."

I politely excuse the woman I was with before and firmly told the lady to sit the **** down. Me blowing attitude at her seemed to make things work for the time being. The big-mac sat down and began breathing heavily.

I ende up finishing the sale, hoping one of my coworkers would get to the steamer sooner than I did. Lo and behold, luck was not on my side.

I go over to the lady, and bring over to my desk. By this time it sounds like she is going to keel over and have a heart attack.

"I DID NOT DO THIS WITH MY BILL. WHY IS IT $1800!?"

"Can I please see your bill, I will need to look at it so I can at least ball park."

Immeditaley I saw 150+ MB's of internet usage, and about 3000 text messages. I start looking at the data charges and saw that she had ordered over 300 songs from random websites.

"Ma'am, may I see your phone?" (She was using a Sony w580i with the 4Gb card, so I knew she had downloaded the music.

I start browsing through the songs, and every single one of them was there, and with a grin on my face I ask her if had ever downloaded any music from <insert site>. Of course, she is blown away at the acusation.

I basically told her thta she was a liar to her face. As she walked out of the store I notated her account so that the fee's will not be waived due to lying etc...

In total, her bill $1756 an change.


Customer #2:
"Weird smelling phone"

I had a lady come up to me with an old, old, old free analog phone. This thing was older than father time himself. She comes up to me all "twinkly" eyed. She seemed so damn oblivious, probably from all the pot in the 60's and 70's.

I kid you not, this almost word for word dialog.

"Um like sir, I like don't know what this smell is like from. IT like smells really gross, and I like, don't want to use it like, anymore."

I am trying not to laugh because hse seemed like a person with an IQ slightly above room temperature.

She hands me the phone, and as soon as it lands in my hand it was very sticky. And my god, it smells so bad.

I pop the back off, and the sticker is blood red. I ask her where she had been or what she could have been dropping in.

"Well, like last night, I was at this party. ANd like, I last remember like helping my friend. She was like totally puking. But like, I just know I didnt drop it in her barf. Like I am sure of it."

Needless to say I dropped the phone and left her standing at the counter obliviously. I was disgusted.

Customer #3:
"Hawaiian Return"

This wasn't exactly stupid in the beginning, but turned out to be pretty funny.

This lady bought a Nokia 2610 at an Authorized Retailer in Hawaii, and came into my store in Reno NV, and wanted to return the phone. It was probably 15 days old, so had she purchased it at a COR store, we could have done something. (I work for an Authorised store).

I basically told her that she needs to return to the point of sale. Too bad that's in Hawaii. I was looking at her receipt, the store charges $300.00 on top of the ETF fee because of their terms and conditions. :P


I'll post some more stories, because I have a lot due to wroking at 4 stores ranging from White Collar rich people to Blue Collar rednecks and gangsters :P



Posted by: coomac

Quote:
Originally Posted by i880/8525junkie
Couple comes in store...Boyfriend has Bad breath....after ten minutes....I blurt out..Can u actually kiss him with that kind of bad breath?!?!


Classic



Posted by: Wonwad

Once had a customer who just came from giving her girlfriend some you know what. Her mouth stunk so bad, and as soon as she mentioned that she had a girlfriend, it hit me.



Posted by: cingman66

Had a customer upgrade to a V3 on Sunday, only to return the phone on Tuesday with this explanation: "My son purchased a different phone at a different location yesterday, and my husband liked it better than the V3, so we don't need this one." My question to her was, "How did you upgrade to another phone if we already upgraded you on Sunday?" She replied that the other store used a different number's upgrade. I said, "OK, but if you need to get another phone down the road, keep in mind that you still have an available upgrade on this number." She thanked me and went on her way. At this point I should tell you that the phone her son bought was a Krzr...and that I told her what a POS that phone was and that it was discontinued several months ago with good reason. Every single Krzr we sold came back; the battery life is terrible and they get horrible reception around here.

About an hour after she left I got a call from another store stating that a customer was there trying to upgrade, but had just returned a phone to my store and they wanted me to return it in POS so they could complete the upgrade. I told them that I already completed the buyer's remorse form and that it would probably be 2-3 days before that customer would be eligible (apparently this store did not know how buyer's remorse worked).

About 10 minutes later I got a call from the customer stating that AT&T told her that all I had to do was go in my computer and change the contract dates so that she could upgrade tonight. I asked her why she was buying a Krzr in the first place, since I had already told her how bad a phone it was, and why she just didn't keep the V3 she had from us. She said that her husband like the Krzr better. At this point, I was a little pissed off because the customer basically lied to me when she left the first time, stating that she just wanted to return the V3 because her husband liked the Krzr HER SON HAD ALREADY BOUGHT HIM better...so I tried to convey this without swearing. I told her that I had no ability whatsoever to change contract dates (thinking to myself that if I did have that power that I would have absolutely no reason to ever call CS again, as I would be upgrading every single customer that walked through the door...but I digress...), and that even if I could, I wasn't going to. She was puzzled by my response.

But I pushed on and told her that it would take up to 72 hours for the upgrade to be reversed, to which she replied, "Do you mean that I have to be without a phone for 3 days?" I said, "Yes, that's exactly what that means...although if you had just kept the V3 you would be all set, or if you preferred a different phone, I could have just exchanged it out for you earlier." She then asked, "What phone would you have suggested?" Now I am a bit confused because I couldn't believe she was actually giving me another chance to put her into a phone, after the way I have been speaking to her...but I push on and tell her that the Nokia 6555 would be the best option if she wanted a phone similar to the Krzr that actually worked. She asks if I could hold one for her, as she was going to come back and buy the Nokia later that night.

Go figure...just when you think you've seen it all...



Posted by: OffTheHorseCEO

whoa, did she come and get it? and if so would the buyers remorse, 72 hours deal still be an issue?



Posted by: JP Whoregan

Last month:

Lady came in to relocate her number into my market from a different market. No problem. She has 8 months left on contract. I offer her the opportunity to upgrade her phone first, so that she wouldn't lose her upgrade eligibility after the relocation. In most cases we'll override and give an exception upgrade, but I couldn't do this for her that night because we didn't have a manager in the store to do the override.

I ask, "Do you want to upgrade your phone before we do this, so that you may start your Florida service with a new phone and not forfiet your upgrade eligibility on your old account?"

She says

"No, I like this phone, I think I'll keep it."

"Okay," I reply.

I call the relocation department, issue a new SIM card, and even the relo rep on the phone asked me if I'd advised the customer of her upgrade situation. I remind this buffoon lady again "are you *sure* you don't wanna upgrade right now?"

"No, I told you I like my phone, it's not a problem."

So we finish the upgrade, she takes her new SIM card, and walks out.

One hour later, she comes back, FUMING MAD.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!?!?!!!!?!! I just tried to get a new phone over at WalMart and they told me I wasn't eligible!!!!!!"

"Ma'am, I asked you twice while you were in my store if you wanted to upgrade, and you refused."

"I DIDN'T WANT TO BUY A PHONE FROM YOU, THEY'RE CHEAPER AT WALMART!!!!!"

"You never indicated to me that you planned to buy a phone from WalMart. I left my tin-foil hat at home today, so I can't read minds."

All of this is going down at about a quarter till eight, when I'm trying to close the store. ***** lied to my face twice, tried to scam the system, and got mad when she couldn't. Sorry heathen, but ATT > you in the smarts department in this particular case.



Posted by: Wonwad

Lmaoooo, nice job JP!



Posted by: SmokinTrickster

Quote:
Originally Posted by cingman66
Had a customer upgrade to a V3 on Sunday, only to return the phone on Tuesday with this explanation:


I hope you mean "V3xx". The V3 is a POS as well. Atleast the last few we ordered. *shrugs*

I like the Nokia 6555 also, it kicks ***.



Posted by: JP Whoregan

For some reason, I feel much more comfortable selling Nokia's, and my Nokia customers seem to be happier as well. Even the people who didn't quite warm up to the "looks" of the Inferno at first, tell me that they absolutely LOVE the phone after a week or so...



Posted by: CellOne508

[QUOTE=JP Whoregan]Last month:

Lady came in to relocate her number into my market from a different market. No problem. She has 8 months left on contract. I offer her the opportunity to upgrade her phone first, so that she wouldn't lose her upgrade eligibility after the relocation. In most cases we'll override and give an exception upgrade, but I couldn't do this for her that night because we didn't have a manager in the store to do the override.

I ask, "Do you want to upgrade your phone before we do this, so that you may start your Florida service with a new phone and not forfiet your upgrade eligibility on your old account?"

She says

"No, I like this phone, I think I'll keep it."

One hour later, she comes back, FUMING MAD.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!?!?!!!!?!! I just tried to get a new phone over at WalMart and they told me I wasn't eligible!!!!!!"

"Ma'am, I asked you twice while you were in my store if you wanted to upgrade, and you refused."

"I DIDN'T WANT TO BUY A PHONE FROM YOU, THEY'RE CHEAPER AT WALMART!!!!!"

The real problem in this scenerio is not the customer as they will go to wherever they can get there equipment at a lowers cost, the problem is that AT&T allows ------! Wally World to sell our equipment at less of a cost than our own corporate locations, LORD THIS PISSES ME OFF at 8:30 AM!!

Cellone508



Posted by: cingman66

Quote:
Originally Posted by CellOne508
The real problem in this scenerio is not the customer as they will go to wherever they can get there equipment at a lowers cost, the problem is that AT&T allows ------! Wally World to sell our equipment at less of a cost than our own corporate locations, LORD THIS PISSES ME OFF at 8:30 AM!!

Cellone508


AT&T doesn't give a rat's @ss if Walmart makes any money on the deal...they still make money when Walmart buys the equipment and again when the customer starts paying their bill. It's Walmart that pisses me off in this scenario...they are willing to LOSE money on the cell phone deal because they know that they are just getting additional customers into the store who will probably spend money somewhere else in the store as well.

But I guess being pissed at AT&T is fun, too...as they shouldn't allow Walmart to sell their product in the first place because it damages their reputation. Ever have someone come in with a POSITIVE story regarding a purchase at Walmart?



Posted by: geoff.scottcomm

Quote:
Originally Posted by cingman66
Ever have someone come in with a POSITIVE story regarding a purchase at Walmart?


"I bought the RAZR and it came with a free three gallon jug of pickles!"



Posted by: cingman66

Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokinTrickster
I hope you mean "V3xx". The V3 is a POS as well. Atleast the last few we ordered. *shrugs*

I like the Nokia 6555 also, it kicks ***.


My problem with this customer wasn't with the type of phone she was going to buy so much as it was with the fact that she could have just exchanged the v3 with me in the first place, rather than lying to me and going to a different store.

I agree...the v3 is a crapfest. But so is the Krzr, and the 6555 was the better deal (and cheaper for her, too.)

And to make matters worse, the customer just called me to tell me that she saw the 6555 on-line for $40 cheaper than I sold it to her and wants me to refund the difference. Beautiful. A pain-in-the-@ss liar to begin with, and now I have to add cheap to the list.



Posted by: JP Whoregan

Quote:
Originally Posted by cingman66
My problem with this customer wasn't with the type of phone she was going to buy so much as it was with the fact that she could have just exchanged the v3 with me in the first place, rather than lying to me and going to a different store.

I agree...the v3 is a crapfest. But so is the Krzr, and the 6555 was the better deal (and cheaper for her, too.)

And to make matters worse, the customer just called me to tell me that she saw the 6555 on-line for $40 cheaper than I sold it to her and wants me to refund the difference. Beautiful. A pain-in-the-@ss liar to begin with, and now I have to add cheap to the list.


I just think its amazing how the average joe customer thinks they're so damn smart and so damn sneaky. They come into your store, assume that you're an idiot, basically insult your intelligence by thinking they can "get one by you", and then they get mad when their little plans don't pan out the way they planned.

I don't price match the interweb anymore. Cheaper on the net? Go get it off the net then. Don't insult me by wasting a bunch of my time, then tell me that you don't think my time is worth any of your money by asking for a "free phone". I may give discounts or work with a customer to get them what they need on their budget, but these Wirefly and Walmart price match weasels can piss off as far as I'm concerned.

If you want to shop in a nice quiet store with one on one, personal attention and service, and get the latest and best devices, and have someone you can call when you have issues or need help down the road, and have somebody at the ATT store who knows you, then come to my store and pay my prices.

If you want WalMart prices, then go be a part of the zoo down at the local Wally World, and navigate the loud, obnoxious herd of smelly human flesh that's in a constant weave intermingled through the aisles, have a limited selection of phones to choose from, and have Wally World service and knowledge, and then let InPhonic pimp your contract for six months to get the "good deal" on the phone. Your choice, Mr. Customer.



Posted by: cingman66

Quick Hit for today:

Guy comes in and asks if he can switch to AT&T from Cingular to get 4 free phones. He just got 4 upgrades 6 months ago when we were Cingular, so he thinks he can now switch to AT&T and be considered a "new" customer. It took me 4 attempts to make him understand just how wrong he was. True story.



Posted by: SmokinTrickster

Quote:
Originally Posted by cingman66
AT&T doesn't give a rat's @ss if Walmart makes any money on the deal...they still make money when Walmart buys the equipment and again when the customer starts paying their bill. It's Walmart that pisses me off in this scenario...they are willing to LOSE money on the cell phone deal because they know that they are just getting additional customers into the store who will probably spend money somewhere else in the store as well.

But I guess being pissed at AT&T is fun, too...as they shouldn't allow Walmart to sell their product in the first place because it damages their reputation. Ever have someone come in with a POSITIVE story regarding a purchase at Walmart?


What I've been told, as far as Wal-Mart is concerned, is they do lose money all every phone they sell. But how they make money is the insane SPIFF's they get. For example (All this is poor estimation and might not even be true)
Wal-Mart
Sells
100,000 phones in one month.

They get paid on average, 100$ a phone from AT&T commission.

The phones cost them $150 on average.(Probably closer to $50)

They lose $15,000,000.

BUT, AT&T pays a bonus payout to Wal-Mart of 50$ a phone, every month for each phone they sell over 20,000 phones, and for each 20,000 over that, etc.

So 100,000 phones is over 20,000 five times. So they get a bonus payout of $50 a phone times 5, which is $250 extra a phone at the end.

Now they are getting paid $100 for the first 20k sold, and $150 for the next 20k, $200 for the next 20k, and $250 for the final 20k.

Doing a little math
(Phones x Commission = Payment)
20k x 100 =2,000,000
20k x 150 =3,000,000
20k x 200 = 4,000,000
20k x 250 =5,000,000
20k x 300 =6,000,000

So they make $20,000,000 after the bouns payout. They wont make that unless they sell a hell of alot of phones. But they can and do.

Wal-Mart makes money off of selling the phones, I promise you. Probably alot. Every cell phone company wants to be in every Wal-mart in the country. And will do probably whatever it takes.

I wouldn't be surprised if AT&T just gave Wal-Mart phones free. They lose $150, but make it back 10x with the people's contracts, as well as them running up charges b/c Wal-Mart employees don't know **** about plans or features the costumer needs.

I've worked for Wal-Mart before, and have family that do currently. I promise you, AT&T is a huge company, but make no mistake, they have their competition. Verizon, Sprint, and others, are all right behind them ready to take first place.

Wal-Mart is in all honesty , God of Retail. They can do what they want, when they want. They have no competition. I have heard unconfirmed rumors of Wal-Mart even helping out Target and KMart financially, so they can keep people from accusing them of being a monopoly. Every product in their store, they could have the manufacture on their knees pleasing them if they insisted on it.



Posted by: cellguy030

k, so just when you thought you've heard all the stupid there is to hear in this industry ...(been around 6 years, thought i had...)

these 3 cows come in and one starts talking about wanting to exchange her 6085 phone under the 30 days

first they wanted to get the samys on the bogo offer, so i ask which of the 2 lines they are going to exchange, short version is that one of the heffers lost her phone already. so i had to explain the bogo requiring 2 lines to add or upgrade thing like we all have done far too many times before.

so when i think i finally get it thru to them the other gal starts in about well i will just exhcange mine and get the bogo and give her one. no ma'am, (insert bogo explanation here AGAIN) then she says well just give me one of them and i will give her my 6085. i said excuse me? she goes, "yea, they said i could exchange within 30 days." ..... she had such a serious look on her face that i really had to actually speak the following words... 'riiiiiaght, an exchange means you GIVE ME back THAT PHONE and i give you a different one...that would be the definition of EXCHANGE." i still cant believe that i actually had to explain it, like she never exchanged anything at the getto walmart before.

I swear there should be a minimum level IQ to lawfully walk this earth.



Posted by: classylady78

There are no IQ tests when people sign up for service...but there should be. Sometimes I wonder how people that dumb can remember to breath...



Posted by: cs7213

It seems to me like the people who expect to receive a free phone because they have been with the company since 1912 and don't receive it but go with the cheapest phone possible are the biggest ***holes when it comes to their issues. Whereas, someone who owns a Palm, Blackberry, etc. having an issue is usually calm, sensible, willing to wait in line, and understanding of the situation.

I had an old lady in the other day who heard about free V3's online. Of course this is after a $50 MIR and the old software. I finally told her I could cut her a deal for the newly updated V3 for $50 after MIR. So I told her to go ahead and pick out the color while I ran this by my boss (I really went out back to smoke). Come back in and told her the "good news" and she decided on a red one. I had to explain to her that's the V3xx and would cost her $120 more. She did not understand this. I went into great details about all the smallest of things that were different. She still didn't understand because they both said razr. I compared it to a car and the different engines it may have in it. After about 30 minutes she decides she's just going to "Get the red one online for free." ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least she left.



Posted by: Malibu21

Quote:
Originally Posted by cs7213
It seems to me like the people who expect to receive a free phone because they have been with the company since 1912 and don't receive it but go with the cheapest phone possible are the biggest ***holes when it comes to their issues. Whereas, someone who owns a Palm, Blackberry, etc. having an issue is usually calm, sensible, willing to wait in line, and understanding of the situation.

I had an old lady in the other day who heard about free V3's online. Of course this is after a $50 MIR and the old software. I finally told her I could cut her a deal for the newly updated V3 for $50 after MIR. So I told her to go ahead and pick out the color while I ran this by my boss (I really went out back to smoke). Come back in and told her the "good news" and she decided on a red one. I had to explain to her that's the V3xx and would cost her $120 more. She did not understand this. I went into great details about all the smallest of things that were different. She still didn't understand because they both said razr. I compared it to a car and the different engines it may have in it. After about 30 minutes she decides she's just going to "Get the red one online for free." ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least she left.


Priceless.... brilliance at its smarterest.



Posted by: JP Whoregan

Trust me, she spared you some agony. Just remember her face when her phone arrives and she wants you to teach her how to use it....



Posted by: fusiclover

Quote:
Originally Posted by cingman66
Quick Hit for today:

Guy comes in and asks if he can switch to AT&T from Cingular to get 4 free phones. He just got 4 upgrades 6 months ago when we were Cingular, so he thinks he can now switch to AT&T and be considered a "new" customer. It took me 4 attempts to make him understand just how wrong he was. True story.


Oh you have no idea... I feel your pain. I'm a Sprint employee <I read this because it makes me feel better.. I deal with these situations daily!! Glad we're not the only ones> and when Sprint bought Nextel, the fun began.

Same type of situations... "I'm a nextel customer, why can't I get the *deal* on a Sprint phone???... and you have to go through the whole upgrade explination... then the fun begins...



Posted by: JP Whoregan

Again, what makes these people think they're so damn slick? They know damn well why they can't "get a deal" just because Sprint bought Nextel. They know damn well their contract is still in effect. They're grown freaking adults, yet they come into your store and stammer like a child because they think we store reps are ignorant fools who can be easily exploited or manipulated, and then they get irritated when it turns out we're not as ignorant as they expected us to be.



Posted by: fusiclover

Quote:
Originally Posted by JP Whoregan
Again, what makes these people think they're so damn slick? They know damn well why they can't "get a deal" just because Sprint bought Nextel. They know damn well their contract is still in effect. They're grown freaking adults, yet they come into your store and stammer like a child because they think we store reps are ignorant fools who can be easily exploited or manipulated, and then they get irritated when it turns out we're not as ignorant as they expected us to be.


I know! I hope you guys don't mind, but I thought I'd share this with you.

Yesterday, a woman comes in to pay her bill.
Here's the conversation, I kid you not.

Customer "When is Sprint going to turn my phone back on?"

Me looking at her account..."Ma'am, I'm showing your account is active, it's not suspended."

Customer..."No, my phone is off, when is Sprint going to turn it back on?"

Me..."let me see your phone ma'am."

:::: she hands me her phone, I hold down the power button and show her as it powers ON....

Me...."Here you go Ma'am, it was just powered off..."

Customer...."hmmm.... " and she leaves.

Wow! This is a true story, and it happened just like that yesterday.



Posted by: JP Whoregan

Quote:
Originally Posted by fusiclover
I know! I hope you guys don't mind, but I thought I'd share this with you.



Feel welcome We're all stuck in the same boat doing the same job, just doing it for different corporate masters.



Posted by: i880/8525junkie

I had the same type of situacion...and it almost burned me at first. customer upgrades to a Nokia N75. When I go to turn on his phone...I'm confused...I'm holding the red end cal button yet it won't turn on (almost all phones are turned on this way) so I look all around the phone...I finally found it on the top of the phone (when the flip is closed). I turn it on and send him on his way...He comes back in 45 mins saying "yo dawg, my phone won'* turn on no more" I show him how to do it..he's like "I must look like a *******"..I jus smiled...I ALMOST was the dumbas


A story: I got my tilt. Everything is great. They replaced my 8525 through waranty exchange. Yay for me...a free tilt right? They sent me a T-Mobile V3 RAZR charger. SOmeone explain to me WTF is that kind of charger doing in a brand new box for the Tilt? And so I gotta go to the closest AT&T Store and get my charger exchanged. I got CS to add the notes to my account. Hey JP, this IS an exception to the rule of coming to a store to fix an online problem rite? ooo and jus to keep it kosher, my 8525's screen started getting Purple blotches on it. It was time to replace it.



Posted by: cs7213

Quote:
Originally Posted by i880/8525junkie
I had the same type of situacion...and it almost burned me at first. customer upgrades to a Nokia N75. When I go to turn on his phone...I'm confused...I'm holding the red end cal button yet it won't turn on (almost all phones are turned on this way) so I look all around the phone...I finally found it on the top of the phone (when the flip is closed). I turn it on and send him on his way...He comes back in 45 mins saying "yo dawg, my phone won'* turn on no more" I show him how to do it..he's like "I must look like a *******"..I jus smiled...I ALMOST was the dumbas


A story: I got my tilt. Everything is great. They replaced my 8525 through waranty exchange. Yay for me...a free tilt right? They sent me a T-Mobile V3 RAZR charger. SOmeone explain to me WTF is that kind of charger doing in a brand new box for the Tilt? And so I gotta go to the closest AT&T Store and get my charger exchanged. I got CS to add the notes to my account. Hey JP, this IS an exception to the rule of coming to a store to fix an online problem rite? ooo and jus to keep it kosher, my 8525's screen started getting Purple blotches on it. It was time to replace it.


This is off topic but do you think I could warranty exchange my Curve for a new Curve? The other people at my store aren't really sure. I've already been through warranty 3 times and was considering telling them I want an upgrade.



Posted by: cellguy030

heres another one thats just been grinding on me lately, you have all heard it before too..

customer: id like to pay my bill

me: great i can help you with that, whats the phone number?

customer: 9987

me: like im some damn mind reader that knows what the first 6 digits are or they actually still think that there is only one local exchange and i MUST know what they mean.....retards



Posted by: CellOne508

[QUOTE=JP Whoregan]I just think its amazing how the average joe customer thinks they're so damn smart and so damn sneaky. They come into your store, assume that you're an idiot, basically insult your intelligence by thinking they can "get one by you", and then they get mad when their little plans don't pan out the way they planned.

I don't price match the interweb anymore. Cheaper on the net? Go get it off the net then. Don't insult me by wasting a bunch of my time, then tell me that you don't think my time is worth any of your money by asking for a "free phone". I may give discounts or work with a customer to get them what they need on their budget, but these Wirefly and Walmart price match weasels can piss off as far as I'm concerned.

I totally agree JP,

I had a middle age fellow come into my store telling me he was having problems shopping on the web, so I looked at him and asked why? He stares back at me wondering why I am asking him a question he just told me about, he says " what do you mean" I cannot place an order for an add a line to my account online through your web sight. So I repeat so why are you having problems shopping on the web, he is now really confused so I take pitty on the poor sap and let him off the hook by adding, why would you be shopping on the web, rather than coming into a store? He smiles and says, "why not its cheaper," I smile back and say OK, insert five seconds of silence, and then he says the problem I have is that I think my family plan is older and it wants me to change it to a current plan, but it won't give me an option to change it, can you change it for me in your system and then I can complete it online? I smile at Mr Internet shopper and tell him no I can't, but you have yourself a very nice internet day. crying:



Posted by: cingman66

Quote:
Originally Posted by CellOne508


I totally agree JP,

I had a middle age fellow come into my store telling me he was having problems shopping on the web, so I looked at him and asked why? He stares back at me wondering why I am asking him a question he just told me about, he says " what do you mean" I cannot place an order for an add a line to my account online through your web sight. So I repeat so why are you having problems shopping on the web, he is now really confused so I take pitty on the poor sap and let him off the hook by adding, why would you be shopping on the web, rather than coming into a store? He smiles and says, "why not its cheaper," I smile back and say OK, insert five seconds of silence, and then he says the problem I have is that I think my family plan is older and it wants me to change it to a current plan, but it won't give me an option to change it, can you change it for me in your system and then I can complete it online? I smile at Mr Internet shopper and tell him no I can't, but you have yourself a very nice internet day. crying:


The problem here is that we have a failure to communicate. Customers think that AT&T is one, big happy family, and that any purchase they make from any channel benefits everyone. How many of you have heard this gem: "I am having problems with this phone that I purchased from you guys." "Ok, so you bought your phone HERE?" "Umm, no...I bought it from another store...but you're all the same, right?"

People actually think that just because they bought 'from AT&T' that we are all making some kind of money off of them and are therefore, somehow indentured to them for eternity.

In CellOne's example, I think he was WAY too kind (which is kind of ironic, don't you think?) as I would have belittled that guy for at least 5 minutes before eventually throwing him out. The only thing that keeps me from throttling these dumb@sses is the fact that I know that they do not know any better. Because of their initial misconception that 'we are all in this together' they believe that we all care about their silly little problems. Wake up, people...this is a COMMISSION job..........if you have problems with the web, then go back to the web. If you don't like that answer, then tough t!tt!es.



Posted by: PPCMD

I can say from a customer stand point that the communication from the carrier to the customer is very poor. They don't spell out what they do and do not get buying from retailer A vs. corp store. Customers are trained to buy online and goto the store for help and not understanding that they will be confronted by the simple question, if you can buy online why can't you get help online and the answer is you really can't get the help you need online now can you.

I moved over our (2) lines and added a 3rd when the Q9h came out. Rep was very helpful (was referred by a colleague) and he made the sale easy. I added the extra line since in the long run it was cheaper than buying the phone retail over the 2 years.

In any case I was the type of customer he wanted, knowledgeable and understanding of what he could actually do. I send others to see him now.



Posted by: OutPhase

Quote:
Originally Posted by PPCMD
Customers are trained to buy online and goto the store for help ...


That's what CSRs try to tell them. It's not always their fault they don't know, but CS shouldn't propagate the problem.



Posted by: NukuCamui

Quote:
Originally Posted by OutPhase
That's what CSRs try to tell them. It's not always their fault they don't know, but CS shouldn't propagate the problem.


I hate it when CSR's dont give the customer all of the options. I really dont think half of them know they can order upgrades over the phone.



Posted by: holaDude

Quote:
Originally Posted by NukuCamui
I hate it when CSR's dont give the customer all of the options. I really dont think half of them know they can order upgrades over the phone.


I do give customers all the options to upgrade, but I make it very clear that any agent CS will not be the least expensive since they have to deal with alive person. If they want the web price and cannot order it online, they get transferred to the web desk, if they want it from me I go over all the details (2yr agreement, upgrade fee is applicable, and ivr activation to say the least), but I do push the store more now advising that at a store they would be able to get instant gratification and hands on experience for the phone from an agent.

Sad to say that most people just ask if the phone is free in the store. I tell them that it is possible that it may be free if they add on additional features or accessories, but that I cannot promise as I do not have store prices available. They usually say that they would rather save the money by buying it from the website.



Posted by: JP Whoregan

Quote:
Originally Posted by holaDude
Sad to say that most people just ask if the phone is free in the store. I tell them that it is possible that it may be free if they add on additional features or accessories, but that I cannot promise as I do not have store prices available. They usually say that they would