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Man Cuts Off Own Penis to Cure Sex Addiction

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Posted by: joestedman

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday.



"The man called a friend around eight o'clock to say he'd done something stupid," police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery.


Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital.


Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes.



Posted by: sty_730

Ouch!



Posted by: alt0160

he should have watched gay midget porn instead of chopping it off.

no offence to any gay midgets though



Posted by: Evil Ernie





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Posted by: sty_730

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Originally posted by joestedman


joe...dude...someone is so going to get a seizure looking at those



Posted by: espelir


few months ago, some kid in China did the same thing..



Posted by: Ludwig

thats not cool at all. how do you pee if you do that?



Posted by: Maxideus

They will most likely make an incision in that general area so he can pee. So he'll probably have to be sitting on the toilet to pee from now on haha!



Posted by: creamcorn

that is hilarious...



Posted by: techwiz

OMFG! What an idiot!



Posted by: KiSsTiNe

boy oh boy will he be sorry later on..



Posted by: Maxideus

a man isn't a man without his wang lol



Posted by: The Rex

no cold showers?



Posted by: peen

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Originally posted by joestedman
rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital.






Posted by: [bisheadking]

hrmmmmm........

and dont think its easy to cut it off when ur not doing a salute.

so guy musta had to take some time to get his boys happy.

then go choppy choppy.





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