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Posted by: dynamo768

I was racing this Dodge 4X4, then some lady starts going fast too. I was like wtf I am out. I start hitting 100 mph, then another car comes in. I was like ooo ****, now this is 4real I hit 140 mph.lol I pass all of them. I dust them



Posted by: fijbert

can I be your friend?
u ravaged an old lady and a 4x4



Posted by: dynamo768

old lady?? nooooooooo she was like 20. 4x4 is a dodge that **** is fast



Posted by: smokey2k4

Quote:
Originally Posted by dynamo768
I was racing this Dodge 4X4, then some lady starts going fast too. I was like wtf I am out. I start hitting 100 mph, then another car comes in. I was like ooo ****, now this is 4real I hit 140 mph.lol I pass all of them. I dust them

[FLAME]ur so cool, can i be ur friend?[/FLAME]



Posted by: chiihuey

lol



Posted by: DP102288

Hmmm. Uhhh, yeah. Funny in the sense of the people you raced, but a race is good every now and then, for you and the car.



Posted by: Eternity

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I don't find it cool or funny at all racing on the street.



Posted by: mplswaltar

I wish I coulda been there, I think my shockwave of "blowing past all 4 of you" would knock at least 2 of the cars into the ditch, instantly flipping that 4x4 in a tornado like spin, probably seen on the movie twister, making that guy say "wow that guy is fast" And probably that chick would be saying "hey poppi, you have nice car", And the sound of my engine blowing past her would have satisfied her for at least 10 years, making her break up with her boyfriend, while she is blown 20 feet in the air, due to a convection of the air, tossing her corrolla over the highway, and landing on top of a 90 story skyscraper. You probably would have spun out, and peed just a bit, and while reaching for the baby wipes, hit some sort of small puppy crossing the highway.



Posted by: 03 P5

Quote:
Originally Posted by mplswaltar
I wish I coulda been there, I think my shockwave of "blowing past all 4 of you" would knock at least 2 of the cars into the ditch, instantly flipping that 4x4 in a tornado like spin, probably seen on the movie twister, making that guy say "wow that guy is fast" And probably that chick would be saying "hey poppi, you have nice car", And the sound of my engine blowing past her would have satisfied her for at least 10 years, making her break up with her boyfriend, while she is blown 20 feet in the air, due to a convection of the air, tossing her corrolla over the highway, and landing on top of a 90 story skyscraper. You probably would have spun out, and peed just a bit, and while reaching for the baby wipes, hit some sort of small puppy crossing the highway.

now this is what i thought i was going to read when iclicked into this thread...LOL



Posted by: huskyfan23

Dodge 4x4? Is that a new model?

I was racing a Mercedes SL-R McLaren in Malibu and crashed my Enzo. Was a crappy day.



Posted by: mplswaltar

Oh man that was you!??? sorry bro I threw my bananna out the window I swore i saw that enzo spin out like a scene from mario cart.



Posted by: Skylinepilot

Quote:
Originally Posted by mplswaltar
I wish I coulda been there, I think my shockwave of "blowing past all 4 of you" would knock at least 2 of the cars into the ditch, instantly flipping that 4x4 in a tornado like spin, probably seen on the movie twister, making that guy say "wow that guy is fast" And probably that chick would be saying "hey poppi, you have nice car", And the sound of my engine blowing past her would have satisfied her for at least 10 years, making her break up with her boyfriend, while she is blown 20 feet in the air, due to a convection of the air, tossing her corrolla over the highway, and landing on top of a 90 story skyscraper. You probably would have spun out, and peed just a bit, and while reaching for the baby wipes, hit some sort of small puppy crossing the highway.





Posted by: JDScott302

Quote:
Originally Posted by dynamo768
I was racing this Dodge 4X4, then some lady starts going fast too. I was like wtf I am out. I start hitting 100 mph, then another car comes in. I was like ooo ****, now this is 4real I hit 140 mph.lol I pass all of them. I dust them




OOOOHHHHH KKKKKKKKKK racing a dodge 4X4, i wouldnt even waste my time.



Posted by: ggskateboards

Quote:
Originally Posted by huskyfan23
Dodge 4x4? Is that a new model?

I hope you're kidding.....



Posted by: ggskateboards

Quote:
Originally Posted by mplswaltar
I wish I coulda been there, I think my shockwave of "blowing past all 4 of you" would knock at least 2 of the cars into the ditch, instantly flipping that 4x4 in a tornado like spin, probably seen on the movie twister, making that guy say "wow that guy is fast" And probably that chick would be saying "hey poppi, you have nice car", And the sound of my engine blowing past her would have satisfied her for at least 10 years, making her break up with her boyfriend, while she is blown 20 feet in the air, due to a convection of the air, tossing her corrolla over the highway, and landing on top of a 90 story skyscraper. You probably would have spun out, and peed just a bit, and while reaching for the baby wipes, hit some sort of small puppy crossing the highway.

I would've been flying up behind you blowing my black diesel smoke in the air



Posted by: boost_i95

I raced a Honda "Car" yesterday...

smoked him. It was mostly my kickas$ius stickers though!



Posted by: DP102288

Alright. Traffic tickets for all!



Posted by: Inclemental

i would pull u guys over if i was there...
just call for back up...helicoper is always ready for this...



Posted by: ggskateboards

Quote:
Originally Posted by Inclemental
i would pull u guys over if i was there...
just call for back up...helicoper is always ready for this...

There's no police heli within a 100 mile radius of my town



Posted by: Inclemental

Quote:
Originally Posted by ggskateboards
There's no police heli within a 100 mile radius of my town


our city is crazy..

2 heli for speeding everynight, 1 heli for detecting grow house in the winter, and 2 stand by...

2 of the major 70km/h street are aircraft patrol...



Posted by: WoNGsTeR

what the? since when did toronto get so many helicopters?



Posted by: Inclemental

Quote:
Originally Posted by WoNGsTeR
what the? since when did toronto get so many helicopters?


york region...

markham, richmond hill, vaugh, brampton...

GTA has 4 i believe, they usually use 1 for speeding only, but york region uses 2 per night.





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