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Posted by: Freakshow105

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You have a uncontrolable urge to use the rest room and you are with that 1 customer who can't make up there mind and 45 min pass because they don't know if they want the lg or the samsung? Those 45 min turn into 45 hours. Lol. Thought I would share

Posted by: BellaDea

lol..... why thank you for sharing...lol.... and yes, i do hate that too......

Posted by: razedisbar

lol these aren't bentleys they are cell phones...don't damage your colon or bladder because of someone being indecisive. Simply excuse yourself for a minute, if they can't understand the urge to use the restroom, then they aren't human.

Posted by: brealmp3

i just wet myself, no sense in possibly losing a sale. as billy madison put it so well "it's cool to pee your pants!"

Posted by: razedisbar

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Originally Posted by brealmp3

i just wet myself, no sense in possibly losing a sale. as billy madison put it so well "it's cool to pee your pants!"

the rest of that line finishes with "if peeing your pants is cool, consider me miles davis" said by the old lady working at the farm.

Posted by: NukuCamui

dude, just excuse yourself. Tell them youre going to the back to see if theres anything they may be interested in and go potty.

Posted by: icecubesyum

I see you posted this wirelessly. Hopefully you posted after you were done and not before or during.

Posted by: FlatlandInPunk

or did you post this why doing the computer work for the customer? setting up the account and whatnot.

Posted by: NukuCamui

whats wrong with posting while pooping?

Posted by: MTN DRMZ

Haha... I guess if you have nothing to read....

Posted by: zero_divide_1

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Originally Posted by MTN DRMZ

Haha... I guess if you have nothing to read....

Hey, people take their newspapers or magazines when they go to the john. Me, well, I take my Qtek 9100 (8125 for Cingy) and use pRSSReader and read the news there. There have been a couple times when I posted wirelessly on HoFo and I was on the john, both @ work and @ home. What the heck am I supposed to do - try to stair at the blank wall opposite me? No, dammit, I need entertainment. Thank goodness for mobile Internet!

I know, TMI, but I think it was appropriate for the thread.

P.S.
Don't worry, I don't touch my phone until after I've washed my hands when I'm done with business.

Posted by: SingularSerf

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I just say let me check our stock room. Although I know one person who got wrote up for visiting the bathroom while helping a customer. The area manager was visting at the time. Bad move.

Posted by: anubis9278

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Originally Posted by Freakshow105

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You have a uncontrolable urge to use the rest room and you are with that 1 customer who can't make up there mind and 45 min pass because they don't know if they want the lg or the samsung? Those 45 min turn into 45 hours. Lol. Thought I would share

thats when i pull a will ferrell and go in my pants!!

Posted by: blessd24

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Originally Posted by icecubesyum

I see you posted this wirelessly. Hopefully you posted after you were done and not before or during.

Ok i give up, how do you make it say when you post something wirelessly?

Posted by: Ink Noise

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Blessd24: Yoi need to do the wap.howardforums.com address as opposed to the normal one for it to post that little top lin.e.

Posted by: Freakshow105

No I have been posting wirelessly because I don't want to be using company computers on hofo

Posted by: ziddey

take a condom and cut the tip. then glue a tube and glue it to a pouch that you rubberband to your shin. ALL DONE

Posted by: Rcadden

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Originally Posted by ziddey

take a condom and cut the tip. then glue a tube and glue it to a pouch that you rubberband to your shin. ALL DONE

wow. wow. wow.

Posted by: tincoral

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Originally Posted by Rcadden

wow. wow. wow.

Yeah, that is what I was thinking too!! Just take a bathroom break for goodness sake!!

Posted by: ziddey

hey whered my edit button go

Posted by: FlatlandInPunk

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Originally Posted by ziddey

take a condom and cut the tip. then glue a tube and glue it to a pouch that you rubberband to your shin. ALL DONE

wow i would hope you would just take a bathroom break. that would be interesting though just sitting there doing your business while talking to a customer and they not even know.

Posted by: Freakshow105

hahahahhaha there was somoene who used to work at my store that would be on the phone and she would flush the toilet while on the phone...ahhh

Posted by: MTN DRMZ

Oy... At least cover the microphone when you flush!!! LOL.

Posted by: FlatlandInPunk

they really do make the mute button for a reason.