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Originally Posted by bryanharig
phones can be unlocked for free after 6 months of good payment history you decided to take the fact that he wanted the best possible deal personally and lost a sale?
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Originally Posted by Rcadden
Working in Sam's Club, my favorite was the lady who walked around trying to get people signed up for storm windows or something. If you work in Sam's, you know who i'm talking about. Anyways, she walks up one day and is like, "those things radiate, you know? they'll fry your brain if you talk on them too much. Saw it on the news." I said, "that's why we offer Bluetooth headsets, so your noggin is safe." She goes, "unh-unh. those things radiate too. they're even worse cause they send it straight through your ear."
Ten minutes later she's walking around with her cellphone glued to her head. Freakin people. |
the nerve of some people.
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Originally Posted by bryanharig
So instead of explaining to him that plans are set and cannot be changed, showing him the value, explaining international roaming and the fact that phones can be unlocked for free after 6 months of good payment history you decided to take the fact that he wanted the best possible deal personally and lost a sale? I realize this thread is about funny moments and I hate to be a fun killer but you have to realize that in sales you have to deal with people and not all of them will be exactly like you. The mark of a good salesman is being able to sell to everyone, not just people he likes.
end lecture, back to funny stories! We will see If I get any good ones today. |
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Originally Posted by indiana-moto
I had a good one a few days ago... A gentleman come sin with his Razr"
Gentleman: "This phone is to thin, keeps fallin out of my back pocket..need a new phone, I'm up for an upgrade" Me: "Well here it shows me that you signed your agreement just 6 months ago on the razr, so unfortunately right now you are not eligable" Gentleman (Sparks flying from his ears): "What did you say to me? I want a new phone now!!! I want that new Razr phone that plays music!!! NOW!!!!" Me: "Sure thing you can purchase that phone at the retail cost of $439.99" Gentleman: "No f'ing way" face turns beet red "I want to file warranty, your phone is broken" Me: "What may I ask is wrong wi..." All i remember is hearing a Whoosh sound past my head, as this mans Black Razr hurtles into the cement wall behind me.. Gentleman: "See its F'ing broken, you broke it... gimme a new phone.... NOW!!!!" Me: "Thank you sir, leave now..... and have a great day" |
And that's what makes life interesting.
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Originally Posted by JonnyJ
I had a customer come into the store saying his daughters 6010 was broken. I take off the back to take the battery out and water is leaking out. He gets really pissed and says "I knew it that little slut was in the hottub with what's his name" His wife procedes to tell him to calm down. I take the phone in back and take it apart and dry it off and pop in a battery I had laying around and low and behold it lights up. Well her greeting on the screen says "Ricks Fu*k Toy". I chuckle to myself and go back on the floor and give the dad his daughters phone back. He procedes to turn it off and back on and his hands start shaking and he gets beat red and asks what he owes me. I reply"This ones on me" he then turns around and storms out. That girl probably was grounded for 20 years
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not THATS funny.... oh to be a fly on the wall at that house 
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Originally Posted by JonnyJ
I had a customer come into the store saying his daughters 6010 was broken. I take off the back to take the battery out and water is leaking out. He gets really pissed and says "I knew it that little slut was in the hottub with what's his name" His wife procedes to tell him to calm down. I take the phone in back and take it apart and dry it off and pop in a battery I had laying around and low and behold it lights up. Well her greeting on the screen says "Ricks Fu*k Toy". I chuckle to myself and go back on the floor and give the dad his daughters phone back. He procedes to turn it off and back on and his hands start shaking and he gets beat red and asks what he owes me. I reply"This ones on me" he then turns around and storms out. That girl probably was grounded for 20 years
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Originally Posted by JonnyJ
I had a customer come into the store saying his daughters 6010 was broken. I take off the back to take the battery out and water is leaking out. He gets really pissed and says "I knew it that little slut was in the hottub with what's his name" His wife procedes to tell him to calm down. I take the phone in back and take it apart and dry it off and pop in a battery I had laying around and low and behold it lights up. Well her greeting on the screen says "Ricks Fu*k Toy". I chuckle to myself and go back on the floor and give the dad his daughters phone back. He procedes to turn it off and back on and his hands start shaking and he gets beat red and asks what he owes me. I reply"This ones on me" he then turns around and storms out. That girl probably was grounded for 20 years
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