The bit about ST customers considered "m2m" is not a glitch. Their numbers are still Verizon's and that's why they are considered m2m. Same goes for TracFone with their AT&T and VZW-based handsets.
Castrol EDGE 5W-30 is my drug of choice.
Primary: iPhone 6 64GB, Galaxy Note 3, Lumia 635: 5 lines, 3x $5 Android web, 1x $2.99 T-Zones, corp discount + $10/mo loyalty discount = $93/mo tax inclusive
Secondary: iPhone 4S & LG Ultimate 2: TracFone (Verizon)
Mobile Broadband: HP Stream 13 w/ T-Mobile 4G & iPad Mini Retina w/ T-Mobile 4G LTE ($10/mo for 5GB with hotspot)