The bit about ST customers considered "m2m" is not a glitch. Their numbers are still Verizon's and that's why they are considered m2m. Same goes for TracFone with their AT&T and VZW-based handsets.
Castrol EDGE 5W-30 is my drug of choice.
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Primary: iPhone 5S and LG G2: 5 lines, 1x $15 4.5GB data, 2x $5 Android web, 1x $2.99 T-Zones, myFaves, corp discount + $10/mo loyalty discount = $88/mo tax inclusive
Secondary: Optimus Dynamic II: TracFone (Verizon); Galaxy Epic: RingPlus (Sprint)
Tablet: iPad Mini Retina w/ T-Mobile 4G LTE | Galaxy Tab 3 w/ T-Mobile 4G LTE