A gift for the paranoid. Requires 1) physical possession of the phone 2) Rooted phone 3) Cracking software installed.

So if your spouse says "Honey, how did you say root works?", don't say you weren't warned.

http://m.cnet.com/Article.rbml?nid=5...&bcid=&bid=-83

So you just say, "Sorry, honey, USB debugging has been disabled and full disk encryption has been enabled."