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    Official Michael Jackson Joke Thread

    Figuring Wacko Jacko is at it again, why not create a thread dedicated to jokes just about him.

    Everyone post your best Michael Jackson jokes.

    Ill start off


    Whats black and comes in little white cans?

    Michael Jackson of course.


    Let the insanity begin

    Shuko

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    man you leave that white boy alone! what did he ever do to you huh?

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    This was my favorite from HERE

    A little boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God a male or a female?"
    After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both a male and a female."

    This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
    "Well, God is both black and white."

    At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks,
    "Is Michael Jackson God?"

    Cheers
    ~P

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    heres one

    how do we no Michael is guilty?

    several children have fingered him.

    also

    did you hear about the new mcdonalds McJackson sandwich?

    its a forty-five year old piece of meat between two twelve year old buns.

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    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?





    Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson fahks little kids.
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    Whats the difference between michael jackson and a plastic bag?




    One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with.....


    ...and the other one is used to put your groceries in.

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    Do you know how to tell when its bedtime at Neverland Ranch?







    When the big hand touches the little hand..

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    What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?









    Boys pants half off.

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    What's the difference between Casper the friendly ghost and Michael Jackson?

    One is white and loves children, the other is a ghost.

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    Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?



    He thought they were a delivery service.

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    What did the lady on the beach say to Michael Jackson?








    Excuse me, you're in my son

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    poor King of Pop
    I'm not a post wh0re, so if I'm participating in your thread--there's a reason!

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    you guys need to leave michael alone





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    Originally posted by dre4402
    you guys need to leave michael alone

    [email protected]#$ that shame on him and even more shame on the cops for not nailin his azz the first time. How many kids does he get to play with before they put him away. Dang it everyone bashes mike Tyson but he didnt do anything w/ freakin small kids!!!!!!!!!!

    jacko the sicko
    jacko the psycho

    he might as well be a priest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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