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    Help! My wife has a penis!

    Taken off another forum.
    Keep it at that for the sake of the person.

    Okay so my wife and I got married about a month ago. Both of us are devout christians and we've waited until marriage for sex. Prior to our marriage, I'd seen her topless once or twice, but I'd never seen her in the complete buff. She's the nicest gall I've ever known, and I felt entirely certain that she was my soulmate, so I proposed to her in autumn of last year. We got married in our hometown in tennessee, and on our wedding night she was sort of nervous and didn't want to have sex straight away. That's fine, I know that her body is the lord's temple, and I didn't want to violate it. So later on, during our honeymoon in St. Baarts, we both got a little drunk and were about to have sex, but then I took her pants off and saw a small penis!!

    What the hell is it? Do some women just have little penises? It's not shaped right either, like a normal penis would be. Its like 2 inches long and crooked, and I almost passed out when I saw it. So now I don't know what to do, I loved this woman with all my heart but now the situation has changed. Making love to her would be like making love to a man, which is a sin in the Bible. What should I do? Should I get a divorce? Should I just learn to please her as she is, or should we just abstain from sex forever? This is really troubling for me, because this "girl" has been the most special thing in my life, but now I don't know if we can go on.

    Has this happened to anyone here before? I really need some advice.

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    Re: Help! My wife has a penis!

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    is she a hermaphrodite, or a dude with a tiny wang?

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    ****ed either way, no?

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    maybe he needs to pull a lorena bobbitt

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    does she have a vagina in the first place?!


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    ........... thats just screwed up~.........

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    old wives tale

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    Originally posted by jebus
    old wives tale
    Probably... but we can pretend.

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    all he as to do is become a priest pretend his wife is an alter boy then it will be ok


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    Could be that she's transgendered. By the sound of her "penis" Sounds like she went ftm and then mtf.

    Duing the ftm transgender process, you can have the clitoris reshaped to look like a penis that can grow to approximately the size of 3 inches..

    Just a guess. Maybe she realized that it's more fun to be a woman..

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    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Series80/2.0 Nokia9500/4.34.0 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1))

    What other forum do you participate in?

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    ^ That's what I wanna know. Long night at work eh bis?

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    Originally posted by peaches
    Could be that she's transgendered. By the sound of her "penis" Sounds like she went ftm and then mtf.

    Duing the ftm transgender process, you can have the clitoris reshaped to look like a penis that can grow to approximately the size of 3 inches..

    Just a guess. Maybe she realized that it's more fun to be a woman..

    Lannie
    or it could just be a huge clitoris... some ladies have 'em... or they might be like me and just have a small wang

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