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    best yo mama jokes

    what is the BEST yo mama jokes u gusy heard... NOt just any of them..but the ones u acutally thought were f**** hilarious

    2 that I know of

    yo mama so stupid she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order

    yo mama's like a big mac.....full of fat and only worth a buck
    dancin, smokin, drinkin, slowly blinkin, just another cali weekend

    you don't got the guts to be what you want to be - scarface

    why drink n drive when you can smoke and fly..


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    Yo mama's so fat I rolled over twice and was still on the *****!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Seltzer
    It's amazing how a cell phone can heavily alter an individual's character..

    It's like a baby and a pacifier.
    Amen!

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    Yo mamma is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered, thrown in the gutter and comes back for more.
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    If i post my favorite " yo mama" joke here i will get banned

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    "Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to jump for joy, she got STUCK!"


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    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
    Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
    Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

    And here's a million mama joke here
    http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
    Last edited by manimal; 04-08-2006 at 05:45 PM.

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    Yo mama so fat, when she walks around in high heels she strikes oil.

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    yo mama's so fat she's got more chins than a chinese phonebook

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    Yo mama so nasty I talked to her on the phone and got an ear infection.
    Last edited by twofaze; 04-08-2006 at 06:34 PM.
    in da hood we say "don't drink & drive, park & sip"







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    Yo mama's like a doorknob, everbody gets a turn.

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    Yo mama's like a doorknob, everbody gets a turn.

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    Yo momma is so hairy, you got a rug burn while you were being born.

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    Yo mama's so black she left an oil spill in the bathtub.

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    Your mama is SO fat.
    Once I saw your mama and a pig under it's arm, walking down the street.
    I stopped and i said "DAAYYYYAM"
    The pig quickly replied "I won her at the carnival

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    Ibtl????????

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