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    Yo momma is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are in black and white.


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    yo mamas so dumb when she got to the theater and it said "18 and over" she went home and got 17 of her friends.

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    yo mama so dumb, she took a spoon to the superbowl

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    your momma's so dumb when she called 411 for directions she asked how long a trip to vegas would take, the operator said "just a minute" then she said thanks and hung up!

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    Your momma's so old, her Social security number is 1
    Your momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
    Last edited by OmegaWave; 04-09-2006 at 08:20 AM.

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    Yo mama gums so black, she spit yoohoo.
    Yo mama hair so nappy, Wilson couldn't Pickett

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    Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
    Yo mama's so poor, she chases after a garbage truck with a shopping list.
    Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
    Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chronic_8731
    yo mama so stupid she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order
    Yo mama so stupid, when she worked at the m&m's factory she took out all the w's.

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    Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a football game and thought a quarterback was a refund.


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    yo mama is soo fat.. that when she volunteers to clean teh zoo... ppl walk by and say...LoOK @ that hippopotamus

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    please telll me you didnt get the idea for this thread because you were watching "Yo Mamma" on MTV...that's got to be one of MTV's dumbest ideas for a reality style show

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    originally from Jamie Fox

    Your mama's gums are so black, when she spits she spits choc. milk.

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    yo mama so poor she goes to kentucky fried chicken to lick other peoples fingers..

    yo mamas so fat when god said let there be light, he had to tell her to get out the way..

    yo mama so fat she got 3 area codes..

    yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma..

    yo mama so dumb she thought manual labor was the president of mexico..

    okok, i got more, but lets give others a chance..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by FamousActor143
    Yo mama's so poor, she chases after a garbage truck with a shopping list.
    i like that

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    yo mammas so dumb she got lost in a phone booth



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